Saturday, October 31, 2020

"Coffee?"-"Medium Sweet!"

 







Rory J. Koopmans, B. Admin., #6, 14504-108 Avenue, Edmonton, Alberta T5N 1G8

October XXXIst, MMXX

Hon. Adriana LaGrange, MLA, Minister of Education, United Conservative, Red Deer-North

Dear Adriana:

It appears that proud Scot & first Commander/Secret Agent 007 for Her Majesty's Government & its Secret Service & Royal Navy departments: Mister James Bond, Academy Award (TM) Winner & great actor Sean Connery has died at his Bahamian home at age ninety, what a fantastic run! Film students will & must appreciate what a long & illustrious career Sean had. Truly sad news indeed & I had no ability at breakfast this morning to order a "dry vodka martini shaken & not stirred." So I very properly settled for the same coffee format Bond ordered in "From Russia With Love": "medium sweet!" I cannot help think of anything more appropriate. Well done Sean & well done James!

Oh & Adriana: "God Save The Queen!",

Rory

Source: Www.007.Com

Saturday, October 17, 2020

The Mike Nickel-Plated Knuckle Sandwich Prime

 




Rory J. Koopmans, B. Admin., #6, 14504-108 Avenue, Edmonton, Alberta T5N 1G8

October XVIIth, MMXX

Hon. Adriana LaGrange, MLA, Minister of Education, United Conservative, Red Deer-North

Dear Adriana:

I fully agree with Mike Nickel Mayoral Campaign backer Wade Izzard (a Belgravia AirBnB resident & fellow University Of Alberta student with Mayor Don Iveson with U Of A Campus being on the south side) that Mike's plan to put his campaign office for Mayor on Whyte Avenue in the now closed Princess Theatre makes great sense. Political science students will note that Mike is a southeast Edmonton City Councilor for Ward XI. As a result, he'd be promoting increased business activity in the Old Strathcona district which is south side Edmonton. But still centralized enough a location to highlight trying to help businesses stay afloat & even gain traction in these tough economic times.

Of course there really isn't much parking. But Mike can promote aspects of Edmonton Transit that he likes such as buses as opposed to heavy a presence by the LRT. Still, folks who use either, & vehicles as well on those on bicycles, scooters, or walking in I'm sure will feel rather comfy coming into the environs of this wonderful old building to see what Mike's mayoral campaign is all about. Lucky for us that deposed 630 Ched AM host & ape lover Ryan Jespersen is going to run against Mike for Mayor!

Holmes & Cheryll Watson,

Rory

Source: The Mike Nickel For Mayor Of Edmonton Campaign.

P.S.: Why is Sentinel Self Storage still letting Ryan Jespersen be the narrator of their ads? Yes they were recorded before his "chimpanzee" racist remarks but shouldn't Corus & Ched managers find a new voice for the ads that is scandal free? Ditto for Freson Bros. grocers & The Edmonton Oilers & The Ranch Golf &Country Club. Mr. Jespersen should not be on radio ever again!