Saturday, March 31, 2018

"The Play's The Thing!"

Rory J. Koopmans, B. Admin., 15902-100A Avenue, Edmonton, Alberta T5P 0L8

March XXXIst, MMXVIII

Hon. Dave Eggen, B. Ed., MLA, Minister of Education, New Democratic, Edmonton-Calder

Dear Dave:

There is still no substitute for seeing a play live. Theatre arts students & their families should be encouraged to see both professional & amateur plays. These plays give both the acting talent & those who choose to work behind the scenes a chance to shine!

Have A Lovely Easter Weekend,

Rory

Source: Www.Edmonton-Theatre.Com 

Sunday, March 25, 2018

Animals Are Our Friends & Our Family!

Rory J. Koopmans, B. Admin., #6, 14504-108 Avenue, Edmonton, Alberta T5N 1G8

March XXVth, MMXVIII

Hon. Dave Eggen, B. Ed., MLA, Minister of Education, New Democratic, Edmonton-Calder

Dear Dave:

My feline son, The Right Hissbable The Purr Minister James Redwing Cat Koopmans & I strongly apprurrve the mass adoption of the animals seized that were in distress from the West Edmonton Mall pet store & that were adopted through the Edmonton Humane Society! Now veterinary students & their families can look after these wonderful creatures who purrvide so much love in return! I should note that WEM was not part of this atrocity & was very cooperative with the humane society staff & I am sure very pissed at the store owners for abandoning these fantastic animals!

5 Meows Of 5,

Rory

Source: The Edmonton Humane Society & Global Edmonton News, Reporters: Jennifer Ivanov & Karen Bartko.

Saturday, March 24, 2018

Three Total Losers

Rory J. Koopmans, B. Admin. #6, 14504-108 Avenue, Edmonton, Alberta T5N 1G8

March XXIVth, MMXVIII

Hon. Dave Eggen, B. Ed., MLA, Minister of Education, New Democratic, Edmonton-Calder

Dear Dave:

I have been haunted all week about that autistic man in Mississauga being beaten by those three bastards. Especially close to home for me as I have "high-functioning" autism or Aspergers Syndrome & would (if I wasn't recovering from surgery myself) at least have a fighting chance to beat the crap out of these pricks in self-defense. I just don't get how one of the youths said he's innocent yet his face is on video willingly participating in the attack.

Sad & Devastated,

Rory

Source: CTV Toronto News, Reporter: Josh DeHaas & Peel Daily News & Peel Regional Police.

Monday, March 19, 2018

Judge Premier Mister Janet Hancock

Rory J. Koopmans, B. Admin., #6, 14504-108 Avenue, Edmonton, Alberta T5N 1G8

March XIXth, MMXVIII

Hon. Dave Eggen, B. Ed., MLA, Minister of Education, New Democratic, Edmonton-Calder

Dear Dave:

Has your caucus colleague the Hon. Kathleen Ganley, B. A., LL. B., Minister of Justice & Solicitor General, New Democratic, Calgary-Buffalo ever considered using retired Judges & Justices as a stop gap measure to fill up Her Majesty's Crown Prosecutorial Branch's empty positions? Many of these stellar judicial minds are still great at 75 with their cognitive functions & would since they are retired, much appreciate the chance to work as Crown Prosecutors in smaller centres or wherever a backlog in case files exists. As long as their expenses such as rent & a reliable vehicle to & from the area court house were paid! Legal students will be glad to tell Kathy that she shouldn't waste the chance to put this fine retired judicial talent pool to work & contribute. Plus, they wouldn't need any form of training.

Congrats To The New Baby Mama Minister Ganley & Her Hubby Mister Kathleen On New Baby Daughter Wren Who I Understand Is Helping Mom Babysit Her Dad Already,

Rory

Source: Alberta Justice, The Office Of The Minister.

Saturday, March 17, 2018

The Saturday Presidential Buzz-Donald John Trump

Rory J. Koopmans, B. Admin., 15902-100A Avenue, Edmonton, Alberta T5P 0L8

March XVIIth, MMXVIII

Hon. Dave Eggen, B. Ed., MLA, Minister of Education, New Democratic, Edmonton-Calder

Dear Dave:

Having proven how retarded he really is & that he's had too much Guinness, "45", or President Donny Trump admits to outright lying in talks with The Right Honourable The Substitute Drama Teacher & Substitute Prime Minister Justin Trudeau, PC, MP, Liberal-Papineau (who vacations more days than he actually spends working as Prime Minister.) He embarrasses the presidency further by saying America has a trade deficit with its greatest ally (by the way we kicked your ass in the War Of 1812 Trumpster) when his own officials admit that the US of A has in fact a trade surplus with us. How is this adult diaper wearing, degenerate moron & old fart who is obviously suffering from the beginning stages of Alzhemers Disease & dementia/senility still the nation's Chief Executive?! Note: I bought a Trump Home line table lamp from the Hudson's Bay Company Limited when the The Donald's furniture line was featured there once (as I used to sell furniture for Koopmans' Furniture my dad's store) & it broke in two as as it was defective, but I got my money back from this prick! At least "33", the very fine Missourian Harry S. Truman, Democratic (the state where Trump made his admission) took responsibility for his errors: "the buck stops here!"


"Wrong, Justin you do. I didn't even know...I just said: "you're wrong.""

January XXth, MMXVII (2017)-January XXth, MMXXI,

Rory

Source: XLVth President Of The United States Of America Donald John Trump, Jr., Republican-New York.




Tuesday, March 13, 2018

Not So Superintendent

Rory J. Koopmans, B. Admin.
#6, 14504-108 Avenue
Edmonton, Alberta T5N 1G8

March XIIIth, MMXVIII

Hon. Dave Eggen, B. Ed., MLA
Minister of Education,
New Democratic, Edmonton-Calder

Dear Dave:

This review by you of superintendent salaries is rather smart. 400K a year plus for some of them is ludicrous, especially when you consider that the Lt.Governor should be the highest paid person in the province, then the Premier. I donated all of my mother's (Mrs. June C. Koopmans, B. Ed.) pens, pencils, erasers, rulers, & other teaching supplies to two local Edmonton schools & a rural school after she died. We have teachers crying out in classrooms for supplies, & students who are not getting a proper breakfast in the morning (thus detracting from proper overall brain cognitive function.) Then paying 400 grand or more to some superintendents, this is wrong!

Superintendent Size Me,

Rory

Source: Alberta Education, The Office Of The Minister.


Saturday, March 10, 2018

Don't Dismiss Derek!

Rory J. Koopmans, B. Admin., 15902-100A Avenue, Edmonton, Alberta T5P 0L8

March Xth, MMXVIII

Hon. Dave Eggen, B. Ed., MLA, Minster of Education, New Democratic, Edmonton-Calder

Dear Dave:

There is no real need for media like Graham Thomson of The Edmonton Journal & others to completely dismiss Derek Fildebrandt, MLA, Independent, Strathmore-Brooks completely. I actually believe that the Alberta Party & Leader Steve Mandel approached him to join their caucus. The idea was hatched in the minds of Alberta Together operatives Katherine O'Neill & Serena Mah, with Alberta Together just being a "front" organization for then Candidate Mandel.

I received 6 emails to help out over the course of the last 10 days on the Mandel Campaign. I arrived at the request of Katherine & Serena to be placed on data entry duty on the Saturday afternoon of the voting weekend. I did 4 hours, 31 minutes in the back office & was fed a nice pizza lunch along with lovely assorted fruits & vegetables as a thank you. This was all initiated by volunteer sign up email I received from Mandel Campaign offices. I signed up for a shift on Friday, Saturday, & Sunday. Friday I did go there and have a meeting with Emerson Csorba & other officials to explain my data entry duty shift for Saturday.

Upon arriving Saturday I received more instructions & I used my own laptop to do the data entry as Candidate Mandel, a man with several hundred million in wealth was too cheap ass to supply enough computers. But I finished the work they said would take 6 hours in under 5. I was then told that I would be needed back for some phoning to get out the vote on the Sunday.

I arrived at the scheduled time on Sunday and was tossed out by Katherine O'Neill & others, despite the fact that I was there at a scheduled time, I didn't just show up. I was formally invited, even phoned that morning as a reminder to come in & emailed. So I did all right by Steve Mandel. Except for when I ran in the MMXV provincial election as I was a candidate myself, I worked on all of his other campaigns without incident. Sign assembly, flyer delivery, phoning, data entry. Never a word was said against me. If Katherine & Serena are afraid of me, why did they say hi on Saturday & Sunday to me? I had no perception that either was bothered by me.

Steve Mandel was such a great MLA he got tossed after 7.5 months, he now wants to be the Alberta Party Premier. Why? Steve Mandel wasted billions on LRT & other unneeded projects. Steve Mandel shut the City Centre Airport down & now emergency response times to & from the Royal Alexandra Hospital are far worse & all to make fatcats richer (all so the progressives & lefties (fake centrists) can raise our taxes more & be praised by Ryan Jespersen on his 630 AM Stereo Ched Radio show.) Steve Mandel has had legal problems & hassles over not looking after renters in his trailer park facilities.

As for Katherine O'Neill, she cheated to win the Edmonton-Meadowlark PC Alberta nomination for the MMXV provincial writ. This is documented by then CBC reporter John Archer & Edmonton Journal reporter Paula Simons. It is not me making it up, then she loses & gets rewarded with the PC Alberta presidency. Then she promises to stay loyal to Jason Kenney & then she quits.

Turning to Serena Mah, she has shaken my hand 3 or 4 times at events. I received a thank you email from her when she took a buyout from CTV Edmonton & wished her well in her future endeavours. I don't have a thing to say against her, I hardly know her. She also I point out welcomed me graciously at the Mandel Campaign kickoff which again , I was invited to.

So before anybody takes Derek Fildebrandt as a liar on this, they should "take a look in the mirror" & realize that the Alberta Party & Leader Mandel are guilty as hell in trying to increase their caucus by 25% by adding him!

The Alberta Party Is A Party For All Unless You Are Rory J. Koopmans: Invited Campaigner,

Rory

Source: The Leduc Representative.

Wednesday, March 7, 2018

Major Dr. Charles Emerson Winchester The IIIrd: Teacher

Rory J. Koopmans, B. Admin., #6, 14504-108 Avenue, Edmonton, Alberta T5N 1G8

March VIIth, MMXVIII

Hon. Dave Eggen, B. Ed., MLA, Minister of Education, New Democratic, Edmonton-Calder

Dear Dave:

Fans of Major Dr. Charles Emerson Winchester The IIIrd were especially sad to hear of his, aka: actor David Ogden Stiers passing of bladder cancer at his home in Newport, Oregon last Saturday at just 75 years old. Having faced bladder issues myself & having had to have a portion of my small bowel attached to my bladder as a second bladder to make it operate properly, I can sympathize with Maj. Winchester's condition. The Major in the meanwhile was a great friend to Cowtown as he once promoted "the world famous Calgary Stampede" while on surgical duty as part of the M*A*S*H 4077th Army Hospital in the Korean conflict President Harry Truman, Democratic-Missouri "police action" (war.) Here Charles helps a concert pianist learn how to play pieces with the use of one hand when he loses the use of one due to shrapnel from a battle. He teaches the soldier/musician that his life as a musician doesn't have to end. Oregonians & Illinoisans (Dave's birth state) are sad now, as are Bostonians & his fellow Harvard alumni!

No More Brandy & Caviar At The Harvard Yard On A Yacht With Sister Honoria & Mother & Father As The Servants Stand By,

Rory

Source: "M*A*S*H" ("Mobile Army Surgical Hospital"), XXth Century Fox Studios (TM) & Fox Television (TM) & Columbia Broadcasting System (CBS) Television (TM), C. MCMLXXI-MCMLXXXIII & The Newport News Times & The Oregonian.

Saturday, March 3, 2018

"I Make Art Until Someone Dies!"



Rory J. Koopmans, B. Admin., Woodcroft Public Library Terminal #III, Edmonton, Alberta

March IIIrd, MMXVIII

Hon. Dave Eggen, B. Ed., MLA, Minister of Education, New Democratic, Edmonton-Calder

Dear Dave:

It is great that Edmonton Public Library branches are open to changing up their displays of art, it shows that they are open to promoting all types of artistic talents!

"I Thought I Was A Pisces!",

Rory

Source: Www.Epl.Ca & "Batman", C. MCMXCIX, Warner Brothers Pictures (TM) & Detective Comics Limited.

P. S.: And Dave, "where does he get those wonderful toys?"

Thursday, March 1, 2018

Robertson Quality

Rory J. Koopmans, B. Admin., Robertson College Courtesy Wifi, Edmonton, Alberta

March Ist, MMXVIII

Hon. Dave Eggen, B. Ed., MLA, Minister of Education, New Democratic, Edmonton-Calder

Dear Dave:

Here in palatial downtown Edmonton is Robertson College. A truly great school for helping both immigrants & Canadians get back on a successful employment track. As the son of an immigrant from The Netherlands I really love this learning style & opportunity!

I. A school that respects diversity & uniqueness, as well as the fact that each student has different learning skills & abilities.

II. Development, personal growth, & the pursuit of knowledge are core to the RC philosophy of being a responsible educational setting.

III. Both on campus & online learning with superb instructors & a campus that is easily accessible for students with disabilities.

IV. Over one-hundred years of post-secondary educational expertise from the RC staff that can be used to hone the very best out of students.

V. Programs in technology, business, & healthcare with a sub-focus in many fascinating study areas.

Right On Robertson,

Rory

Source: Www.RobertsonCollege.Com