Hospitalization

Rory J. Koopmans, B. Admin., Beverly Crest Hotel Courtesy Computer, Edmonton, Alberta

March Ist, MMXV

Hon. Gordon Dirks, B. Ed., M. Ed., MLA, Minister of Education, Progressive Conservative, Calgary-Elbow

Dear Gordon:

As we prepare students to be aware of  "The Ides Of March", we can clearly see that The Alberta Hospital Party is doing it parts to save monies for Alberta's troubled Provincial Treasury. Students taking accounting can see that The Alberta Hospital Party is getting rent reduced office space in the provincial capital's own Alberta Hospital Edmonton. So in addition to getting a cheap deal on rent, The Alberta Hospital Party doesn't have to spend a single plug nickel on signage for the exterior of the offices since their party & the hospital name is the same. This is fitting as many of The Alberta Hospital Party executives & members belong here (behind lock & key so they cannot campaign in the election & bore us all to death!)

Critical,

Rory

Source: The Entire Populace Of Alberta Who Are Not Members Of The Alberta Hospital Party.