Thursday, February 21, 2019

The Justice Committee Member (Insert Laugh Here!)

Rory J. Koopmans, B. Admin., #6, 14504-108 Avenue, Edmonton, Alberta T5N 1G8

February XXIst, MMXIX

Hon. Dave Eggen, B. Ed., MLA, Minister of Education, New Democratic, Edmonton-Calder

Dear Dave:

According to sources (Michael Ritter/Adam Rohan that paragon of virtue), Randy Boissonnault, PC, MP, Liberal, Edmonton-Centre is "not stacking" the Federal Justice Committee (as its former Chairman until he was ushered out to Plain Jane member status in disgrace!)

Ah Randy B; "change you can Belize in!"

As for Katie Telford, it truly amazes that she is still employed by the Prime Minister's Office, considering it was her tacit leaking that caused Gerald Buttsplugger to resign on Family Day Sunday & say he was "innocent" (translation: GUILTY!)

The Globe & Flail,

Rory

Source: Rev. Dr. William Wade Izzard, Ph. D., Universal Life Church Canada-Aboriginal Youth Outreach & Professor Of Maritime Law (Australia.)

Thursday, February 14, 2019

The Hoff

Rory J. Koopmans, B. Admin., #6, 14504-108 Avenue, Edmonton, Alberta T5N 1G8

February XIVth, MMXIX

Hon. Dave Eggen, B. Ed., MLA, Minister of Education, New Democratic, Edmonton-Calder

Dear Dave:

On this Saint Valentine's Day, I love the new mental health centre for youth announced by your caucus colleague: Hon. Sarah Hoffman, B. A., B. Ed., M. A., M. Ed., MLA, Deputy Premier & Minister of Health, New Democratic, Edmonton-Glenora (& my MLA.) It certainly is a rather bold initiative. Too bad she couldn't name it the Gene Zwozdesky Youth Healing Centre after the late former assembly speaker. This would be appropriate since Gene was so into helping folks!

Hoff The Press,

Rory

Source: The Edmonton Examiner.

Friday, February 8, 2019

The $44,000.00 Question


Rory J. Koopmans, B. Admin., #6, 14504-108 Avenue, Edmonton, Alberta T5N 1G8

February VIIIth, MMXIX

Hon. Dave Eggen, B. Ed., MLA, Minister of Education, New Democratic, Edmonton-Calder

Dear Dave:

You know, I've been to Harvard including the business school, & I've been to Dover, I've travelled this wide world all over, over, over: three times over! But I did so on my own plug Mike Nickel! I didn't use any taxpayers cash. For full disclosure I took a public tour of Harvard & its business campus, I did not attend the school!


As for Ward 3 Edmonton City Councillor Jon Dziadyk, The $44,000.00 Question as to why he took the money can easily be solved in his usual way. He can just pay it back with the donations he receives for running for reelection in October MMXXI like any other politician. Problem solved. Another question is not just why he thought it was all right to take the money, but that City Of Edmonton administrators thought nothing of cutting him a cheque.


I know of one individual in Ward 3 who would never, ever consider doing such a thing to Edmonton taxpayers!


Ward 3's A Crowd On Three's Company With The III Amigos Jon,

Rory

Source: The City Of Edmonton & "The Ryan Jespersen Show": 630AM Ched Stereo Radio, Corus Radio Network.