Wednesday, April 30, 2014

Belly Up To The Bar King Ralph

Rory J. Koopmans, B. Admin., #6, 14504-108 Avenue, Edmonton, Alberta T5N 1G8

April XXXth, MMXIV

Hon. Jeff Johnson, B. Ed., MLA, Minister of Education, Progressive Conservative, Athabasca-Sturgeon-RedH2O

Dear Jeff:

As Executive Dissertations Wednesday focus continues on Premiers of Alberta, we look today at the great Ralph P. Klein, who was our XIIth (12th) Premier from December XIVth, MCMXCII-December XIVth, MMVI, a total of XIV (14) years. The IIIrd longest in provincial history & only VII (7) weeks & IV (4) days short of breaking Premier E. Peter Lougheed's record.

- Ralph started out in media as a broadcast journalist.

- Ralph was Mayor of Calgary for III (3) terms & successfully brought the MCMLXXXVIII (1988) Winter Olympic Games to Calgary, his home town. He was known as the "people's mayor" & would have a drink or two with average citizens at bars to get the feel of the city & its residents so he could relate to them better.

- Ralph was one of only III (3) Premiers to win IV (4) terms of office more. The others being Premier Ernest C. Manning with VII (7) terms & Premier E. Peter Lougheed with IV (4) terms. He also represented Calgary-Elbow like his successor's successor as Premier, Alison Redford. Unlike Redford, you could respect Ralph Klein

- Ralph got excited about education as Premier & while in office he obtained a Bachelor of Communications Degree from Athabasca University, also where I got my Bachelor of Administration Degree from.

- Sadly, Ralph is no longer with us, having died from Chronic Obstructive Pulmonary Disease (COPD), a lung disease & Pick's Disease, a rare form of dementia. We lost Ralph & his political smarts at age LXX (70), let his death raise awareness of these terrible diseases so that others who suffer from them can be helped.

Ralph's Widow Colleen Klein & Many Albertans Miss This Great Man Who Got Us Out Of Debt,

Rory

Source: The Airdrie City View.


Tuesday, April 29, 2014

The Play's The Thing Or Twang

Rory J. Koopmans, B. Admin.
#6, 14504-108 Avenue
Edmonton, Alberta T5N 1G8

April XXIXth, MMXIV

Hon. Jeff Johnson, B. Ed., MLA
Minister of Education,
Progressive Conservative, Athabasca-Sturgeon-RedH2O

Dear Jeff:

Jey, a talented artisan & Circulation Assistant at Edmonton Public Library's (EPL) Stanley A. Milner location is one of a group of staff members who suggest music titles IV EPL patrons to listen to. The more people are educated about music, the more they will appreciate it as an art form. Having worked in music, including on radio, Jey is the perfect guy II go to IV ideas on the genre and as part of the EPL Great Stuff Crew he's reliable & has a reputation IV being most helpful.

Musicology,

Rory

Source: @GreatStuffJey & Www.Epl.Ca.




Monday, April 28, 2014

Booked By The Hour

Rory J. Koopmans, B. Admin.
Capilano Public Library Terminal #VI
Edmonton, Alberta

April XXVIIIth, MMXIV

Hon. Jeff Johnson, MLA
Minister of Education,
Progressive Conservative, Athabasca-Sturgeon-RedH2O

Dear Jeff:

A huge argument & outright fight has just broken out here between II patrons over a library computer. To prevent arguments in the future, Edmonton Public Library (EPL) patrons should let EPL staff settle disputes b4 they get out of hand. Obviously, both EPL customers needed the library terminal IV study purposes, I was so agitated by it, I am giving up my computer terminal after I write this blog from across the room so that both sides will settle down & the EPL staffer can get her headache over the matter done with.

Its A Computer Guys: Its Not Real Life & Not Worth Fighting About,

Rory

Source: Www.Epl.Ca.

Sunday, April 27, 2014

Facts On Beverly "D'Angelo" That Are Great IV Students II Know

Rory J. Koopmans, B. Admin.
Beverly Crest Hotel Courtesy Computer
Edmonton, Alberta

April XXVIIth, MMXIV

Hon. Jeff Johnson, MLA
Minister of Education,
Progressive Conservative, Athabasca-Sturgeon-RedH2O

Dear Jeff:

Hollywood actress & singer Beverly D'Angelo is quite well-rounded & interesting.

10. Beverly D'Angelo has twin children with her former partner, Academy Award (TM) Winner Al Pacino, one boy & one girl. The twins are XIII (13) now & therefore are in I guess Grade VI (6) or VII (7.)

11. Beverly has done Broadway, television, film & many other acting formats. In being so talented, she can be a shining example to students hoping II get inII the acting field.

12. Her father was a bass player & her mother a violinist, so she had the genes of artisan in her from both sides when she was born.

"Hey Look Kids: There's Big Ben",

Rory

Source: Www.SplitSider.Com.




Saturday, April 26, 2014

Cool Things About "Olde Towne" Beverly

Rory J. Koopmans, B. Admin.
Beverly Crest Hotel Courtesy Computer
Edmonton, Alberta

April XXVIth, MMXIV

Hon. Jeff Johnson, MLA
Minister of Education,
Progressive Conservative, Athabasca-Sturgeon-RedH2O

Dear Jeff:

Students will definitely be interested in these Beverly neighborhood factoids.

7. Beverly was incorporated as a stand alone town C (100) years ago this year, it was a gateway to Alberta's northeast & Canada, so its one of Edmonton's oldest neighbourhoods.

8. Beverly Meats has an excellent selection of deli quality meats.

9. The Beverly Historical Society is hosting many events this upcoming year II celebrate the anniversary.

An Ice-Cream Social,

Rory

Source: Deron Bilous, MLA, New Democrat, Edmonton-Beverly-Clareview In Remarks in The Alberta Legislature Assembly Chamber & Www.BeverlyCentennial.Com.

Friday, April 25, 2014

The Student Sayings Of Joe Friday On Fridays From Los Angeles, California Case Forty

Rory J. Koopmans, B. Admin., Beverly Crest Hotel Courtesy Computer, Edmonton, Alberta

April XXVth, MMXIV

Hon. Jeff Johnson, MLA, Minister of Education, Progressive Conservative, Athabasca-Sturgeon-RedH2O

Dear Jeff:

A murder victim has been found out lying over the gutter in the middle of a crowded street. What's weird is it in the Beverly Hills neighbourhood, which is of a higher class of Los Angeles satellite districts. No one had seen him in awhile, but he had been married once before & his ex-wife's contact information was found on his person by Sergeant Joe Friday of the Los Angeles Police Department who has been sent II investigate.

"We found out the victim's ex-wife had come out several times to the Vermont Avenue bar the victim had frequented when he had failed to make the monthly payments for the support of the children. Each time they had argued bitterly. We knew from where we found the body it was a dump job because there was no trail of blood surrounding the body, so he had to have been killed at some alternate location."

Bagging & Tagging Any & All Evidence Found on The Body,

Rory

Source: "Dragnet", C. National Broadcasting Company, A Mark VII Production.

Thursday, April 24, 2014

Its All Shatner All The Time!

Rory J. Koopmans, B. Admin., #6, 14504-108 Avenue, Edmonton, Alberta T5N 1G8

April XXIVth, MMXIV

Hon. Jeff Johnson, MLA, Minister of Education, Progressive Conservative, Athabasca-Sturgeon-RedH2O

Dear Jeff:

The Captain of the USS Enterprise James Tiberius Kirk, aka actor William Shatner has & is doing a lot IV children & their family's.

Stardate 1: Defense Lawyer Denny Crane has started up several homes in honour of his late wife Nerine Shatner (Friendly House) who died from drowning in the family swimming pool due to alcohol & drug abuse. These homes have helped many women & their student aged girls get off of drugs!

Stardate 2: Sergeant Thomas Jefferson (T.J.) Hooker sold his kidney stone & gave the money to Habitat IV Humanity so a family could be safely housed!

Stardate 3: The Priceline Negotiator raises money for children's charities with the Hollywood Charity Horse Show!

As A Fleet Admiral Myself: Beam Me Up To Assist Captain Kirk In Any Way I Can,

Rory




Wednesday, April 23, 2014

Cepeda Facts Of Interest On Alberta Premiers

Rory J. Koopmans, B. Admin.
#6, 14504-108 Avenue
Edmonton, Alberta T5N 1G8

April XXIIIrd, MMXIV

Hon. Jeff Johnson, MLA
Minister of Education,
Progressive Conservative, Athabasca-Sturgeon-RedH2O

Dear Jeff:

Today we focus on Former XIIIth (13th) Premier of Alberta Edward "Ed" M. Stelmach. He's truly an interesting gentleman.

- Ed is a shining example of bilingualism, he speaks both Ukranian & English fluently, & was taught Ukranian first growing up in the Lamont area where he was born. Definitely an example for students to follow as knowing more than one language is a definite asset for students.

- Ed is a farmer by vocation & so has many farming & agricultural skills II pass onto future generations.

- Ed served as the Member of the Legislature Assembly (MLA) IV Vegreville-Viking until the riding was abolished & reconfigured. He then served as the MLA for the newly reconstituted Fort Saskatchewan-Vegreville.

- Ed served as a Lamont County Councillor & later as Reeve, considered an equal title to that of Mayor.

- Ed is married to the vivacious & quite charming (I'm sure he'll agree) Marie & they have four children, that is three sons & one daughter.

Bringing Back All Party Committees Of The Alberta Legislature,

Rory

Source: The Fort Saskatchewan Record.




Tuesday, April 22, 2014

Cooperative

Rory J. Koopmans, B. Admin., #6, 14504-108 Avenue, Edmonton, Alberta T5N 1G8

April XXIInd, MMXIV

Hon. Jeff Johnson, MLA, Minister of Education, Progressive Conservative, Athabasca-Sturgeon-RedH2O

Dear Jeff:

I was out having coffee & breakfast at a restaurant along Stony Plain Road earlier this morning. A little girl was asking her mom why the police had "so many cars outside." The child was a bit young for mom too say that the Edmonton Police Service had cordoned off the road b/c of a murder investigation. So mom instead thought quickly & said it was b/c the police had to close the road to "catch some bad guys." I thought this was a good explanation b/c the mom was saying to the child that folks need to cooperate with police, including little boys & girls. So she was instilling a sense of trust & happiness in the girl that the police were indeed keeping people (including her & her mom safe.)

"The Line Up",

Rory

Source: Myself.

Monday, April 21, 2014

Involving The Public

Rory J. Koopmans, B. Admin., #23, 9731-174 Street, Edmonton, Alberta T5T 6G4

April XXIst, MMXIV

Hon. Jeff Johnson, MLA, Minister of Education, Progressive Conservative, Athabasca-Sturgeon-RedH2O

Dear Jeff:

What with the recent projects like unwanted power lines & gravel pits. As well as projects that are subject to federal jurisdiction like the crummy Parkland County Aerodrome, I realize that there has II be an increased amount of public consultation IV students & their family`s. With all of these developments, we are as a province going II lose II much farmland & that is clearly something that can have a negatory affect on water tables, land, & nature, including humans & animals.

Environmental,

Rory

Source: Www.Auc.Ab.Ca. 

Sunday, April 20, 2014

Easter Sunday Factoids About Beverly "Shipley"

Rory J. Koopmans, B. Admin., Beverly Crest Hotel Courtesy Computer, Edmonton, Alberta
 
April XXth, MMXIV
 
Hon. Jeff Johnson, MLA, Minister of Education, Progressive Conservative, Athabasca-Sturgeon-RedH2O
 
Dear Jeff:
 
Beverly "Bev" Shipley is quite a fascinating guy IV students to learn about. He's the federal Conservative Member Of Parliament (MP) IV Lambton-Kent-Middlesex in Ontario.
 
4. Bev is a farmer by vocation & graduated from the Centralia College Of Agricultural Technology.
 
5. He is a proud member along with his wife Barb of the Community Bible Church.
 
6. He was Mayor of Middlesex-Centre a municipality for a period of VI (6) years.
 
"Ship-II-Ship",
 
Rory
 
Source: Www.Parl.Gc.Ca.
 

Saturday, April 19, 2014

Neat Things IV Students About Beverly "Crusher"

Rory J. Koopmans, B. Admin., Beverly Crest Hotel Courtesy Computer, Edmonton, Alberta

April XIXth, MMXIV

Hon. Jeff Johnson, MLA, Minister of Education, Progressive Conservative, Athabasca-Sturgeon-RedH2O

Dear Jeff:

Television's Dr. Beverly Crusher is quite a fascinating character & not just b/c she's the Chief Medical Officer of the U.S.S. Enterprise on Star Trek: The Next Generation (TM, Paramount Pictures Corporation.) She's also a strong role model for young girls & women who want to get inII medical &/or science careers as well as commanding much respect from her colleagues.

1. Held the rank of "Full Commander", equal to that of Commander William T. Riker, the Enterprise's First Officer during the Enterprise's initial voyage. Mr. Spock was never higher than the rank of "Lieutenant Commander" during Captain Kirk's initial V (5) year voyage.

2. Dr. Crusher was born in Copernicus City, Luna, in other words: the Moon.

3. Dr. Crusher's late husband Jack served with Captain Jean-Luc Picard upon his first command as "Captain", the U.S.S. Stargazer.

Wesley Crusher Is Beverly Crusher's Son,

Rory

Source: Myself.

Friday, April 18, 2014

The Student Sayings Of Joe Friday On Fridays From Los Angeles, California Case Thirty-Nine

Rory J. Koopmans, B. Admin., #6, 14504-108 Avenue, Edmonton, Alberta T5N 1G8

April XVIIIth, MMXIV

Hon. Jeff Johnson, MLA, Minister of Education, Progressive Conservative, Athabasca-Sturgeon-RedH2O

Dear Jeff:

To cover off a shortage of patrol officers with the rank of "Officer", Sergeant Joe Friday of the Los Angeles Police Department offers to work a patrol shift protecting students who are off for the Good Friday holiday during the day watch. A XXI (21) year old male college student who was babysitting his two little underage brothers who were playing baseball in a park has been found shot three times & stabbed as well in a set of trees on the west side of the park. A colleague in another squad car has just offered to radio IV an ambulance as the Sarge cannot leave the scene until it can be cordoned off II start the investigative process & the two younger brothers can be taken home or to the nearest police station IV their parents to pick them up. The young man has just died so Sgt. Friday has an even heavier burden in his voice as he responds gravely:

"You'd better call the coroner."

Not Such A "Good" Friday,

Rory

Source: "Dragnet", C. National Broadcasting Company, A Mark VII Production.




Thursday, April 17, 2014

Wednesday Facts Of Interest On Alberta Premiers On A Thursday

Rory J. Koopmans, B. Admin.
#6, 14504-108 Avenue
Edmonton, Alberta T5N 1G8

April XVIIth, MMXIV

Hon. Jeff Johnson, MLA
Minister of Education,
Progressive Conservative, Athabasca-Sturgeon-RedH2O

Dear Jeff:

Due to the crisis at the University Of Calgary student house party, Executive Dissertations has had to run its Wednesday featurette on Alberta's Premiers today, a Thursday.

Today we showcase Former XIVth (14th) Premier Alison M. Redford, QC, MLA, Progressive Conservative, Calgary-Elbow. Its easy b/c there are no facts of interest on Former Madam Premier Redford that students or anyone else would be interested in.

Walking Away XXIX (29) Months Too Late,

Rory

Source: Myself & Any Albertan With Even An Ounce Of Sanity & Respectability.


Wednesday, April 16, 2014

Five Doves In Flight

Rory J. Koopmans, B. Admin.
#6, 14504-108 Avenue
Edmonton, Alberta T5N 1G8

April XVIth, MMXIV

Hon. Jeff Johnson, MLA
Minister of Education,
Progressive Conservative, Athabasca-Sturgeon-RedH2O

Dear Jeff:

Five dead students, & right in our own province's borders! Just a few days ago here in Executive Dissertations you will recall I asked when will these violent school incidents ever stop? Well, I've sadly got my answer & it appears to be NEVER! It seems a pity that a concerned citizen can't borrow Calgary Police Service Officer de Grood's service revolver & put his whack job son Matthew out of commission IVever. Of course then we'd be coming down to his level, but then again one bullet has got to be cheaper than three square meals a day & life in prison w/o parole. Its a lot better than the students from the University Of Calgary got in terms of fate, better than this piece of garbage deserves! Their only crime: that they wanted to celebrate the start of their life journey's.

Crazy & Insane,

Rory

Source: The Calgary Herald, Jason Van Rassel & Myself.

Tuesday, April 15, 2014

Tuesdays With Morrie 1

Rory J. Koopmans, B. Admin.
#6, 14504-108 Avenue
Edmonton, Alberta T5N 1G8

April XVth, MMXIV

Hon. Jeff Johnson, MLA
Minister of Education,
Progressive Conservative, Athabasca-Sturgeon-RedH2O

Dear Jeff:

Sports writer Mitch Albom went to see his dying university professor Morrie Schwartz to every Tuesday & chronicled it in a book called "Tuesdays With Morrie", which was also turned into a television film starring Double Academy Award (TM) Winner Jack Lemmon as Morrie. Prof. Schwartz was featured on American Broadcasting Company (ABC) News "Nightline With Ted Koppel" in an interview about having Lou Gehrig's Disease or Amyotrophic Lateral Sclerosis (ALS) & dying from it. They talked about life, death, and a wide array of topics & the professor had many wise idioms to impart.

"Accept who you are; revel in it."
 
An Almost Father/Son Relationship,
 
Rory
 
Source: Mitch Albom, Writer.

Monday, April 14, 2014

"This Is The City: Edmonton, Alberta!"

Rory J. Koopmans, B. Admin.
#6, 14504-108 Avenue
Edmonton, Alberta. T5N 1G8

April XIVth, MMXIV

Hon. Jeff Johnson, MLA
Minister of Education,
Progressive Conservative, Athabasca-Sturgeon-RedH2O

Dear Jeff:

Students & their family's definitely need II take part in the MMXIV City Of Edmonton Census, & now for the first time ever, folks can do their census online. I did mine from a library terminal computer last Saturday afternoon. It was very convenient. Having accurate raw data will ensure City officials can get proper funding for things like street repairs, schools, hospitals, basic infrastructure, etc. Get students interested in government, maybe even being census workers on weekends as well, this will allow them to earn a small income & about responsible government at the same time.

City Hall,

Rory

Source: Www.CensusLive.Ca.




Sunday, April 13, 2014

Rules Of Engagement

Rory J. Koopmans, B. Admin., Beverly Crest Hotel Courtesy Computer, Edmonton, Alberta

April XIIIth, MMXIV

Hon. Jeff Johnson, MLA, Minister of Education, Progressive Conservative, Athabasca-Sturgeon-RedH2O

Dear Jeff:

It seems to me that the new school zones in front of public & catholic schools in municipal areas seem like a great idea. However, the catholic & public systems seem to want different rules as to limits in terms of speed & other safety factors. It would be good if all boards & each individual school principal could agree on a single across the board system IV the entire province of rules.

Don't Get "Cross" With Me,

Rory

Source: Myself.

Saturday, April 12, 2014

Fascinating Facts About Rhode Island


Rory J. Koopmans, B. Admin., Beverly Crest Hotel Courtesy Computer, Edmonton, Alberta

April XIIth, MMXIV

Hon. Jeff Johnson, MLA, Minister of Education, Progressive Conservative, Athabasca-Sturgeon-RedH2O

Dear Jeff:

From what I see & hear through television, radio, & other social media, the State of Rhode Island is an absolute interesting place. I've never been there but I would like II go.

Z0. Its highest point is Jerimoth Hill, which if you call 812 feet high puts it at XLVI (46th) in the nation.

A1. Its total area is only 1,545 square miles, this just showcases how small Rhode Island is. In fact, its the smallest State in the United States, but its the second most densely populated next to a previous blog entry, the State of New Jersey.

B1. Was the first of the original XIII (13) Colonies to declare independence from official British rule. This was done on May IVth, MDCCLXXVI (4th, 1776.) 

The Ocean State,

Rory

Source: Www.Ri.Gov/Facts.

Friday, April 11, 2014

The Student Sayings Of Joe Friday On Fridays From Los Angeles, California Case Thirty-Eight

Rory J. Koopmans, B. Admin., #6, 14504-108 Avenue, Edmonton, Alberta T5N 1G8

April XIth, MMXIV

Hon. Jeff Johnson, MLA, Minister of Education, Progressive Conservative, Athabasca-Sturgeon-RedH2O

Dear Jeff:

The Los Angeles Police Department & its Juvenile Deputy Commander of Record IV the month: Sergeant Joe Friday sometimes fail in their direct talks with troubled youth & their family's. Sometimes its b/c either the youth or his/her parent or guardian is drunk, high, or both. Also, either party could be in denial about the garbage & uncalled IV activity the youth is in involved in or might become involved in. So Sgt. Friday has II sit down with the family IV a President Franklin D. Roosevelt, Democrat-New York family style fireside chat & be reassuring in his tone.

"We aren't accusing your son of anything ma'am. We're just trying to stop the trouble before it starts."

Noticing Every Detail No Matter How Trivial Is Part Of Police Work As It May Help In The Solution Of A Crime,

Rory

Source: "Dragnet", C. National Broadcasting Company, A Mark VII Production.





Thursday, April 10, 2014

Talk About The Pitts In Pittsburgh

Rory J. Koopmans, B. Admin.
#6, 14504-108 Avenue
Edmonton, Alberta T5N 1G8

April Xth, MMXIV

Hon. Jeff Johnson, MLA
Minister of Education,
Progressive Conservative, Athabasca-Sturgeon-RedH2O

Dear Jeff:

So a student stabs XXI (21) students & staff at a Pittsburgh school yesterday with a couple of kitchen knives at a school in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania. Thank goodness none of the stabbing victims died. Is it just me Jeff, but I'm beginning to think these school tragedies are never going II stop. Its so disheartening!

Students Made Of Steel In Steeltown,

Rory

Source:  KDKA Channel 2, Columbia Broadcasting System (CBS) News Local Pittsburgh.


  

Wednesday, April 9, 2014

Wednesday Facts Of Interest On Alberta Premiers

Rory J. Koopmans, B. Admin.
Sprucewood Public Library Terminal #XX
Edmonton, Alberta

April IXth, MMXIV

Hon. Jeff Johnson, MLA
Minister of Education,
Progressive Conservative, Athabasca-Sturgeon-RedH2O

Dear Jeff:

- The Hon. David G. Hancock, QC, MLA,  Progressive Conservative, Edmonton-Whitemud, our province's new XVth (15th) Premier was born in Fort Resolution, The North West Territories.

- Dave was the Minister of Education in office when I started this blog on Education, Executive Dissertations on January IInd, MMX.

- Law students take note, Dave received his Law Degree from the University Of Alberta.

- Dave's lovely & gorgeous bride Janet is a school principal, so here we have a Premier who is also Minister of Advanced Education & his spouse both in education working hard for students.

-  Dave is the IInd Premier to also be the MLA IV Edmonton-Whitemud. The Ist of course being Former Premier Don Getty.

History Indeed,

Rory

Source: The Grande Cache Mountaineer.

Tuesday, April 8, 2014

The Students At The Alberta Legislature Were Adept...

Rory J. Koopmans, B. Admin., #6, 14504-108 Avenue, Edmonton, Alberta T5N 1G8

April VIIIth, MMXIV

Hon. Jeff Johnson, MLA, Minister of Education, Progressive Conservative, Athabasca-Sturgeon-RedH2O

Dear Jeff:

I. The students at the Alberta Legislature were adept in noticing just how haunting & powerful the speeches by MLA's were on the Truth & Reconciliation Matter of Aboriginal Residential Schools, in particular Pearl Calahasen, MLA, Progressive Conservative, Lesser Slave Lake, a woman of Ist Nation's heritage & an abuse survivor from the schools.

II. The students at the Alberta Legislature were adept in noticing that the II (2) seeing eye dogs for two blind persons in the MLA Guest Gallery were growling & barking less than the MLA's on the Legislative Assembly floor. Or as the Hon. Gene Zwozdesky, MLA, Progressive Conservative, Edmonton-Millcreek, & Assembly Speaker says: "this place has truly gone II the dogs." Of course Former Madam Premier Alison Redford, QC, MLA, Progressive Conservative, Calgary-Elbow states: "I was sure great students at feeding senior citizens & other vulnerable Albertans II (2) the wolves wasn't I?"

III. The students at the Alberta Legislature were adept in noticing that Heather Forsyth, MLA, Wildrose, Calgary-Fishcreek was very good about adjusting her eye shadow with her compact & eyebrow pencil very discreetly so as to not wake up her aide dog Quill. They did however find it weird that she lent the compact & eyebrow pencil to Rob Anderson, MLA, Wildrose, Airdrie afterwards. Of course I explained to the students that this weirdness can be accounted in the fact that these II (2) used to be Progressive Conservative MLA's, to which the students countered: "this explains everything."

IV. The students at the Alberta Legislature were adept in noticing the Hon. Thomas Lukaszuk, MLA, Progressive Conservative, Edmonton-Castledowns & Minister of Jobs Skills & Labour had a new haircut. They also noticed that to get rid of the mullet he used II (2) have, his charming bride Stacey placed a wooden salad bowl around his head & cut around it. Thomas asked me why my head was shaved bald yesterday after Question Period ended & I told him that my hair had fallen out at the extravagance of the proposed Redford/Bates Motel Suite expenditure in the Federal Bvilding.

V. The students at the Alberta Legislature were adept in noticing that Former Madam Premier Redford wasn't in attendance yesterday in the Chamber. The answer she gave in point #II of this blog entry was phoned into the Chamber Sergeant-At-Arms Brian Hodgson, collect to taxpayers of course. I of course being a long time personal friend of the Former Madam Premier defended her to the hilt pointing out to students in the galleries that she wasn't there because she didn't want to be "elbowed" out of the way by Yvonne Fritz, MLA, Progressive Conservative, Calgary-Cross, her new seatmate. Yvonne might decide to get "cross" with the Former Madam Premier & that would knock her off her throne, um seat in the Assembly Chamber.

VI. The students at the Alberta Legislature were adept in noticing that Brian Mason, MLA, New Democrat, Edmonton-Highlands-Norwood pointed out that North Korea had a stable government, just like the XLIII (43) plus years of Progressive Conservative rule here in this sublime province. They were adept yet again in pointing out that only a Socialist Pinko politician (albeit elected) would point out that an insane Communist mind-controlled regime would be in charge in Alberta, um North Korea (my bad!).

Yes The Students At The Alberta Legislature Were Adept,

Rory

Source: Www.Assembly.Ab.Ca.


Monday, April 7, 2014

The Monday Job Bank One

Rory J. Koopmans, B. Admin.
Meadowlark Canada/Alberta Employment Centre Courtesy Computer #V
Edmonton, Alberta

April VIIth, MMXIV

Hon. Jeff Johnson, MLA
Minister of Education,
Progressive Conservative, Athabasca-Sturgeon-RedH2O

Dear Jeff:

I am here today looking at contract data entry jobs with all three levels of government. Just for interest sake, there are students here looking at jobs in construction, office administration, armed forces civilian aide core, & many other areas.

There Are Always Employment Options IV Students,

Rory

Source: Myself.

Sunday, April 6, 2014

Fascinating Facts About William Wade Izzard

Rory J. Koopmans, B. Admin.
Beverly Crest Hotel Courtesy Computer
Edmonton, Alberta

April VIth, MMXIV

Hon. Jeff Johnson, MLA
Minister of Education,
Progressive Conservative, Athabasca-Sturgeon-RedH2O

Dear Jeff:

I've always found Alberta & Federal Liberal Party member & supporter William Wade Izzard quite a fascinating guy.

1. William Wade was born in Winnipeg, Manitoba's Misericordia Hospital, same name as Edmonton's.

2. William Wade organized the first successful fundraising dinner for Federal Liberal Leadership Candidate Justin Trudeau & it was a huge financial success.

3. William Wade enjoys dining out at fine restaurants around Edmonton, with his favourite being steak themed restaurants like Ruth Chris's Steak House.

4. William Wade is very good as an organizer, he holds banquet serving, bartending, & hotel management certificates.

5. William Wade is a regular church going man & strong in his Christian faith, attending the People's Church on 156th Street.

7. William Wade shows students daily that he is a big supporter of public transport that's reliable as he uses the Edmonton Transit Service IV his commuting needs.

A Superb Guy,

Rory

Source: William Wade Izzard.



Saturday, April 5, 2014

Fascinating Facts About Utah

Rory J. Koopmans, B. Admin.
Beverly Crest Hotel Courtesy Computer
Edmonton, Alberta

April Vth, MMXIV

Hon. Jeff Johnson, MLA
Minister of Education,
Progressive Conservative, Athabasca-Sturgeon-RedH2O

Utah is truly a great State. I travelled there in MCMXC (1990) with my late mother June.

W0. Utah was the home State of late Aunt, Gillian Greatorex. She did archival work for the Mormon Church & was the best friend of my late mom June for approximately six decades. She wasn't my biological aunt but was such a close family friend I called her "Auntie" & was proud to do so. Sadly, she also died too young like mom & in the same year, MMXII (2012.)

X0. St. George, Utah is the fastest growing metropolitan area in the United States at present.

Y0. Southwesten Utah houses the northernmost point of the Mojave Desert.

Majority Mormon Populace,

Rory

Source: Www.ThingsToDo.Com.

Friday, April 4, 2014

The Student Sayings Of Joe Friday On Fridays From Los Angeles, California Case Thirty-Seven

Rory J. Koopmans, B. Admin., #6, 14504-108 Avenue, Edmonton, Alberta T5N 1G8

April IVth, MMXIV

Hon. Jeff Johnson, MLA, Minister of Education, Progessive Conservative, Athabasca-Sturgeon-RedH2O

Dear Jeff:

The Los Angeles Police Department & its officers such as Sergeant Joe Friday are this week trying to send out a message to youth troublemakers about the horrible conditions of prisons. They are trying to give out this warning to prevent possible future inmates b4 they committ any crimes & get them back on the straight & narrow. Here the Sarge talks about a notoriously scary & violent facility know as San Quentin Prison.

"You should pass the word ladies & gentleman: San Quentin's full of people that are hard to understand."

"In Cooperation With The Los Angeles Police Department & W.H. Parker: Chief Of Police",

Rory

Source: "Dragnet", C. National Broadcasting Company, A Mark VII Production.

Thursday, April 3, 2014

World Autism Day Via Internet

Rory J. Koopmans, B. Admin.
#6, 14504-108 Avenue
Edmonton, Alberta T5N 1G8

April IIIrd, MMXIV

Hon. Jeff Johnson, MLA
Minister of Education,
Progressive Conservative, Athabasca-Sturgeon-RedH2O

Dear Jeff:

Hey great news, as a person with Asperger's Syndrome I am pleased to here via internet that its World Autism Day tomorrow. My autism form is of a "high functioning" nature, as a result, I'm proud II advocate IV students & their family's of the low functioning autistic nature & my fellow Asperger's students of all ages for more money & resources to help in the fight to make these family's live more tolerable.

Lets Learn II Understand This Disorder,

Rory

Source: @JustinTrudeauMP, Liberal, Papineau Via Twitter.

Wednesday, April 2, 2014

Job Anticipation

Rory J. Koopmans, B. Admin., Meadowlark Canada/Alberta Employment Centre Courtesy Computer #I, Edmonton, Alberta

April IInd, MMXIV

Hon. Jeff Johnson, MLA, Minister of Education, Progressive Conservative, Athabasca-Sturgeon-RedH2O

Dear Jeff:

I'm here at the Meadowlark Employment Centre helping a senior citizen without mobility issues fill in documents & online forms to apply for Canada Pension Plan & Old Age Security when they turn 65 in four months from now.

There's an immigrant gentleman named Pablo here from Guatemala here applying for work with Lafrentz Road Marking. He's a student & is looking at possible painting & labour work to supplement his income & the job will last until January MMXV if he gets the seasonal appointment, this is perfect as its when he intends to go back II school, plus there's a chance it could be permanent.

Lets Wish Him Luck,

Rory

Source: Www.Lafrentz.Ca & Myself.

Tuesday, April 1, 2014

Student Mail Access To Their Representatives

Rory J. Koopmans, B. Admin., #6, 14504-108 Avenue, Edmonton, Alberta T5N 1G8

April Ist, MMXIV

Hon. Jeff Johnson, MLA, Minister of Education, Progressive Conservative, Athabasca-Sturgeon-RedH2O

Dear Jeff:

Having sent letters once or twice by paper mail to Members of Parliament (MP's), Senators, & Governors General myself, I can truly see the value in this service. If students & their family's want to really raise concerns about educational & other matters with federal politicians & Her Majesty's Representative for the Dominion Of Canada, they should do so by regular paper mail. If they sent it to Ottawa & put MP, Senator, or Governor-General on the Envelope its postage free. Plus, its just as cheap as sending and email. Since the comments &/or concerns being raised are in a sealed envelope, you as a constituent student are more likely to get an answer, & you don't have to be a constituent student, as long as you put the designated title of the representative on the envelope, you are free to mail anyone on Parliament Hill. Just as long as you write to them in Ottawa, b/c if you send your envelope to a constituency office, standard postage rates apply so students who want to save money follow these examples.

For Cabinet Ministers & Members Of The Privy Council Who Are Still MP's Write To:

The Right Hon. Stephen J. Harper, B.A., M.A., P.C., M.P.
The House Of Commons, Ottawa, Ontario K1A 0A6
 
For Regular MP's Write To:
 
Madam Ruth-Ellen Brosseau, MP
The House Of Commons, Ottawa, Ontario K1A 0A6
 
For Senators Write To:
 
Senator Grant Mitchell
The Senate Of Canada, Ottawa, Ontario K1A 0A4
 
For Governors General Write To:
 
His Excellency The Right Hon. David Johnston, C.C., C.M.M., C.O.M., F.R.S.C. (Hon.), F.R.C.P.S.C. (Hon.)
Rideau Hall, 1 Sussex Drive, Ottawa, Ontario K1A 0A1
 
Students having full access is important, if we want democracy to succeed & even flourish, then mail access to all representatives must always remain free!
 
Canada Post,
 
Rory
 
Source: Www.Parl.Gc.Ca & Www.Gg.Ca.