The Incumbent

Rory J. Koopmans, B. Admin., Londonderry Recreation Centre Courtesy Wifi, Edmonton, Alberta

September XXXth, MMXIX

Hon. Adriana LaGrange, MLA, Minister of Education, United Conservative, Red Deer-North

Dear Adriana:

The parliamentary election system is like 338Canada.Com & other sources say, it is really 338 separate contests so we at Executive Dissertations pick a sample & are focusing on just the riding of Edmonton-Griesbach (from within its borders for a true sense of realism) alone, we start off with the Conservative Candidate Mr. Kerry Diotte who is running for reelection for a IInd term. Candidate Diotte is worried about the deficits that are much higher than originally promised by the current Liberal administration. As well as the fact that students & their families are going to have to find a way to get rid of this debt eventually with less & less resources. For full disclosure, I live in Edmonton-Centre riding so have absolutely no bias whatsoever & thus am completely impartial on whom the next Griesbach MP should be.

"They are worried because their children will be stuck for the tab for this."

Financial Shenanigans,

Rory

Source: @KerryDiotte On Twitter.

A Scheer Delight!

Rory J. Koopmans, B. Admin., #6, 14504-108 Avenue, Edmonton, Alberta T5N 1G8

September XXIXth, MMXIX

Hon. Adriana LaGrange, MLA, Minister of Education, United Conservative, Red Deer-North

Dear Adriana:

I got to meet The Right Honourable Miss Georgia Hubick, Minister Of Being An Absolute Cutie, Conservative, All Of The Dominion Of Canada on the Andrew Scheer Leader's Tour  Edmonton stop on palatial Jasper Avenue with her delightful mother Mrs. Kenzie Potter-Hubick. Plus at only ten weeks old she is babysitting her mommy while Big Sister Sloan looks after daddy back at home, a truly responsible young lady to be sure! Andy & Jill Scheer have agreed that he will step aside for Baby Georgia to take to over as the next Prime Minister as her cooing & gurgling is more intelligible than that of the current occupant & his "uh's" & "um's." As well as his poorly placed dramatic pauses. To be fair though, he's only a "substitute" drama teacher so doesn't have the proper timing, diction & grammar skills!

Keeping "Georgia On Their Minds",

Rory

Source: Www.Conservative.Ca & Www.TodaysParent.Com

For The Hearing Impaired

Rory J. Koopmans, B. Admin., Coronation A&W Courtesy Wifi, Edmonton, Alberta

September XXVIIIth, MMXIX

Hon. Adriana LaGrange, MLA, Minister of Education, United Conservative, Red Deer-North

Dear Adriana:

There are several men & women here in this A&W signing & chatting about the federal election. A few candidate flyers are here as well. I have a deaf Uncle & Aunt so I can understand where they are coming from, & I am sure many families including students have hearing issues & other disabilities. We must make this election come "alive" for them visually & in other formats so they like any hearing person can make an informed decision & choose whom the best candidate is for them & whom they feel can contribute to the betterment of all Canadians in Her Majesty's next parliament.

Now Hear This,

Rory

Source: A&W Canada.

The Investment Climate

Rory J. Koopmans, B. Admin., Edmonton Convention Centre Courtesy Wifi, Edmonton, Alberta

September XXVIIth, MMXIX

Hon. Adriana LaGrange, MLA, Minister of Education, United Conservative, Red Deer-North

Dear Adriana:

Here at the Alberta Urban Municipalities Association (AUMA) Convention I find the talk about the Hon. Andy Scheer, PC, Conservative Party Of Canada Leader & Conservative Candidate, Regina-Qu'Appelle amongst some delegates & the Tory plan to bring back 30 year mortgages interesting. Whilst Liberal Party Of/De Canada Leader & Papineau Candidate the Rt. Hon. Justin Trudeau, PC & his party are sticking with the current 25 year maximum. These delegates are real estate agents & mostly very receptive to this adjustment to the 3 decade mortgage plan as it gives homeowners & businesses more breathing room to use the monies for other improvements into their properties, thus letting them get more income at a quicker rate so as to pay their mortgages down faster. Which is clearly a "win, win" for both the the borrower & the lender such as a financial institution or mortgage broker.

As I have no real estate background I do find it interesting that some of the agents here are proposing 27.5 year mortgages, or the halfway point betwixt 25 & 30 years. Very intriguing indeed, as others are suggesting 32.5 & even 35 year mortgages. This is interesting as it will certainly provide for financing & banking jobs for Canadians.

"MoneyTalks With Michael Campbell" Is A Great Show,

Rory

Source: Www.Auma.Ca

The Political Dirty Tricks Machine Wins Again!

Rory J. Koopmans, B. Admin., #6, 14504-108 Avenue, Edmonton, Alberta T5N 1G8

September XXVIth, MMXIX

Hon. Adriana LaGrange, MLA, Minister of Education, United Conservative, Red Deer-North

Dear Adriana:

Maybe your boss Hon. Premier Jason Kenney, MLA, United Conservative, Calgary Lougheed & fellow cabinet member Hon. Tyler Shandro, MLA, Minister of Health, United Conservative, Calgary-Acadia are geniuses or just doing this all for strategy. But appointing ex-PC MLA & Health Minister Stephen Mandel to the Alberta Health Services (AHS) Board, who was also Alberta Party Leader is actually quite smart. Especially as he will never resign to run for MLA again, thus precluding him from running as an Alberta Party MLA candidate in MMXXIII. So Kenney's keeping his enemies closer. Mandel should not have been allowed to run for MLA as he didn't file his papers on time, and then he ties up already overbooked Court Of Queen's Bench Chambers to ram his candidacy through, & sadly the "in"justice system let him run.

But sadly the "Mandelites" have won again. Here we have a 73 year old man (& Concordia University Chancellor) who coordinated & orchestrated the lie that his party member in Ardrossan had received a call from him saying vote for Jason Kenney & the UCP in the provincial election & that he was backing Kenney. The fact that Mr. Mandel didn't check the fact that the Ardrossan complainant also had a UCP membership card & received the robocall from Stephen Harper, not Stephen Mandel asking for support for his friend Jason. I have heard the entire message so I know that the UCP did nothing wrong. I am also glad that Mr. Mandel, Serena Mah, Katherine O'Neill & the Alberta Party executives were exposed in this & that "party" of jokers won 0 of 87 seats.

The "corporate media" such as the main tv networks & Calgary Herald columnist (Alberta Party shill) Don Braid fully participated (& took money from Liberal Leader Justin Trudeau to prevent them from going bankrupt) in this scheme & gave Mr. Mandel with a last ditch press conference to spread this crap is unbelievable! I was glad that Ezra Levant & Rebel Media exposed this. But with Mandel's AHS Board appointment it proves that in this election season that if you lie, & cheat, & raise taxes on people endlessly you will get rewarded. Nothing ever changes & with Mr. Mandel on the AHS Board, health spending will go up if anything. I just remind folks that this new board member was so popular as PC Alberta Health Minister he was tossed out after 7.5 months as an MLA. people have such short memories!

The Whole System Is Rigged & Rotten To The Core,

Rory

Source: The Calgary Herald, Don Braid.

P.S.: I remind folks that folks in Edmonton-McClung voted Mr. Mandel into third place, thus showing how much he isn't wanted anywhere, even in the riding borders of where he live!

Dans Le Langue De Votre Choix!

Rory J. Koopmans, B. Admin., #6, 14504-108 Avenue, Edmonton, Alberta T5N 1G8

September XXVth, MMXIX

Hon. Adriana LaGrange, MLA, Minister of Education, United Conservative, Red Deer-North

Dear Adriana:

As I have relatives whose first language is Dutch, Cree, French, & several others, I appreciate that Elections Canada can provide translators & encourages voters to bring a friend along as a translator so that they can vote. We must encourage this multilingual voting as it better reflects the diversity of this great multicultural nation we call The Dominion Of Canada! It is beyond excellent that if your first language is neither Anglais or French, you can still have full access to the vote!

Voting For All,

Rory

Source: Elections Canada.

Pure Adam Edmonton-West

Rory J. Koopmans, B. Admin., West End Seniors Activity Centre Courtesy Wifi, Edmonton, Alberta

September XXIVth, MMXIX

Hon. Adriana LaGrange, MLA, Minister of Education, United Conservative, Red Deer-North

Dear Adriana:

With the construction around here, & all the activities seniors enjoy doing here at this Seniors Centre, I asked them what their issues are as I was invited by a few who knew my late mom June over for coffee. Some who are still feeling relatively good would like to work part time on construction sites doing light site clean up &/or say being a slow/stop sign holder. Seniors working longer = seniors feeling more respected!

The Senior Leadership,

Rory

Source: Www.WeSeniors.Ca

Bruce Bowie: Campaigning For The Less Fortunate!

Rory J. Koopmans, B. Admin., #6, 14504-108 Avenue, Edmonton, Alberta T5N 1G8

September XXIIIrd, MMXIX

Hon. Adriana LaGrange, MLA, Minister of Education, United Conservative, Red Deer-North

Dear Adriana:

I love how Bruce Bowie has so much energy. Both for his 47 year radio run (which he just retired from on August XXXth, MMXIX) & his volunteer charity works with 630 Ched's Santas Anonymous, The Salvation Army, Hope Mission, Bissell Centre, The Mustard Seed, Catholic Social Services: The Sign Of Hope, & many others As well as his mission work through his church to developing nations with his very gorgeous bride of 45 years Mary! This man truly has a great heart & a great sense of community! Plus he encourages people to stay in shape by his association with the great Mr. John Stanton of The Running Room.

This Is Wonderful How Bruce Works On His Charity Endeavours As A "Campaign With A Campaign" & Continues To Help Others For Free Who Need It Even In Retirement,

Rory

Source: The United Way.

The Issues Of The Commonwealth

Rory J. Koopmans, B. Admin., Commonwealth Recreation Centre Courtesy Wifi, Edmonton, Alberta

September XXIInd, MMXIX

Hon. Adriana LaGrange, MLA
Minister of Education, United Conservative, 
Red Deer-North

Dear Adriana:

As I was swimming here earlier today I talked to a few parents with kids. Some of them mentioned that besides affordable housing, they would like to see increases in the budgets for school hot lunch programs. Better cooperation betwixt federal, provincial, & municipal governments to get the food money directly to the schools rather than the bureaucrats. This makes sense as it will get food in the stomachs of youngsters much more quickly & efficiently.

Fight Hunger,

Rory

Source: The Canada Food Guide.

The Overall Length Of The Election

Rory J. Koopmans, B. Admin., #6, 14504-108 Avenue, Edmonton, Alberta T5N 1G8

September XXIst, MMXIX

Hon. Adriana LaGrange, MLA, Minister of Education, United Conservative, Red Deer-North

Dear Adriana:

It's all about "timing" in politics & part of Steve Harper's downfall in MMXV was clearly the fact that he expanded the election to over XI weeks instead of IV-V which actually gave Justin Trudeau more time to catch up & overtake him & Tom Mulcair. I get stressed for one watching these United States Presidency elections on the Ist Tuesday following the Ist Monday every IVth November because XXIV (24) hours after the vote has ended, the potential candidates start campaigning for the II year mid-terms & the next presidential vote. In Canada its quick, efficient, & paper ballots so no "chad"like faults. In America there are already MMXX, MMXXIV, & MMXXVIII presidential exploration committees in place flush with cash. It can be a bit much.

Never Ending,

Rory

Source: National Broadcasting Company (NBC) News Decision Desk.

"I Shot The Sheriff: But I Did Not Shoot The Deputy!"-Part 4

Rory J. Koopmans, B. Admin., #6, 14504-108 Avenue, Edmonton, Alberta T5N 1G8

September XXth, MMXIX

Hon. Adriana LaGrange, MLA, Minister of Education, United Conservative, Red Deer-North

Dear Adriana;

Second up to bat is the other Deputy Leader of the New Democratic Party Of/De Canada Sheri Benson who is also Shadow Critic Of Housing for Her Majesty's New Democratic Opposition. She is concerned about the plight of the homeless this election season. A strong platform plank on the radio for the now retired Bruce Bowie formerly of 630 CHED AM  & born in Saskatchewan like Sheri with his work with The Salvation Army. Bruce should be given an honourary doctoral degree from Concordia University. Write: Board@Concordia.Ab.Ca By October Ist, MMXIX to express support for Bruce!

"Will the government act now to end homelessness & ensure families in Canada have a place to call home?"

Former CEO Of Her Local Chapter Of The United Way,

Rory

Source: Sheri Benson, New Democratic Candidate, Saskatoon-West.

"It's Black Brown It's Yellow It Is Red It Is White Ev'ry One's The Same In The Good Allah's Sight!"

Rory J. Koopmans, B. Admin., #6, 14504-108 Avenue, Edmonton, Alberta T5N 1G8

September XIXth, MMXIX

Hon. Adriana LaGrange, MLA, Minister of Education, United Conservative, Red Deer-North

Dear Adriana:

I for one defend the Prime Minister & his wearing of these costumes as he was just trying to show he is a friend to autistic folks like me who enjoy "the colors of the rainbow, so pretty in the sky" (black musician "Satchmo" Louis Armstrong, don't be offended). Of course no one would be offended if the Liberal Candidate for Papineau (the smallest riding in The Dominion of Canada: smaller than Trudeau's brain) was wearing these costumes & colors to please the LGBTQ community since they also enjoy rainbows (not that there's anything wrong with that!) Al Jolson in blackface singing "My Dear Old Swanny", "Mamie" & other hits is fantastic!

But you will note that the bottom two fingers of Justin's right hand in the brownface black & white photograph are touching/groping the left breast/breastplate area of the brunette/black haired woman he is standing behind. Also the photo took place in Vancouver, so the PM is again showing his hatred & total disregard for British Columbian women & his want for power over them. A truly sick & twisted individual to be sure as he is repeating the groping & bus into plane incidents in B.C. now if you think about it thrice!

Also Justin being kind of a "brown noser", you would expect to wear an Aladdin costume. But he was to be fair the "substitute Aladdin" for the party, just as he was & will never more than a "substitute teacher." Of course I am allowing for Justin having been put in an awkward spot as the photograph was taken by Ted Danson Black & White Photography Incorporated & produced by Ted's then galpal The Whoopster, Academy Award (TM) Winner Whoopi Goldberg. Of course this will be all forgiven as all three are Liberal-Democrats who hate Mr. Trump. Hopefully Sophie hasn't got an STD from all these gals her husband has been groping! Plus she had to put up with having three "substitute kids" with her "substitute husband's" "substitute subpar spermazota!"

A Picture Is Worth A Thousand Words: One-Thousand & Three & A Half In Newfoundland,

Rory

Source: "Sam Malone: The Pitchers Mound."

"It's Not Going Well!"

Rory J. Koopmans, B. Admin., Jasper Place Public Library Terminal #II-VIII, Edmonton, Alberta

September XVIIIth, MMXIX

Hon. Adriana LaGrange, MLA, Minister of Education, United Conservative, Red Deer-North

Dear Adriana:

Here in Ward 1, Coun. Andy Knack country, you'll excuse me if I "segway" into this topic because in this "campaign" for alternate forms of transportation, I find myself 100% siding with Edmonton Mayor Donny Iveson & hoping he gets a IIIrd straight term in office for his command of the facts. When he says that the E-scooters are "not working out" he's totally right. I myself had to pick up a person with an artificial left leg last week at a downtown building & he, Rev. William Wade Izzard was coming down the bvilding's service elevator to accommodate his cane & give him more room & stability as the elevator went down. I approached the elevator doors after having to pay to park outside & my mobility is also bad as I just had surgery at a hospital a few weeks ago & also am on a cane.

I then had to yank over an E-scooter about 15 degrees over to the right by turning my cane around & using the hand grip to yank it backward, almost causing me to fall. But this action allowed Rev. Izzard to actually get out of the elevator safely. I hurt myself terribly & wrenched my injured area of my bladder and stomach where I had surgery but I didn't want a fellow disabled person to fall. It just drives me crazy that someone would park an E-scooter right in front of an elevator. My friends at Segway make far safer products that cause way less accidents & yet they don't have the free access that E-scooters do. This is not right that the City Of Edmonton throws up so many barriers to Segway getting full & free market access on par with the E-Scooters which are clearly inferior in every way, shape, & form! I think Bird & Lime Brand E-Scooters are a public menace!

Educate Users,

Rory

Source: The City Of Edmonton: The Office Of Mayor Donald Iveson.

"I Shot The Sheriff: But I Did Not Shoot The Deputy!"-Part 3

Rory J. Koopmans, B. Admin., #6, 14504-108 Avenue, Edmonton, Alberta T5N 1G8

September XVIIth, MMXIX

Hon. Adriana LaGrange, MLA, Minister of Education, United Conservative, Red Deer-North

Dear Adriana:

One of II people who hold the job of Deputy Leader of the New Democratic Party Of/De Canada, we Alexandre Boulerice who is also the Shadow Critic Of Ethics for Her Majesty's New Democratic Opposition commenting on how he wants to fight school bullying is in classrooms & in general.

"As a Member of Parliament, I pledge to fight all forms of discrimination & bullying."

Very Pro Union In Focus,

Rory

Source: Alexandre Boulerice, New Democratic Candidate, Rosemont-La-Petite-Patrie.

"I Shot The Sheriff: But I Did Not Shoot The Deputy!"-Part 2

Rory J. Koopmans, B. Admin., Terwillegar Recreation Centre Courtesy Wifi, Edmonton, Alberta

September XVIth, MMXIX

Hon. Adriana LaGrange, MLA, Minister of Education, United Conservative, Red Deer-North

Dear Adriana:

The Hon. Lisa Raitt, PC, the Deputy Leader of the Conservative Party Of/De Canada & Shadow Minister Of Justice for Her Majesty's Loyal Official Opposition expresses to political students her faith in trying to find a cure for Alzheimer's Disease/Dementia which her second husband suffers from. As a result its a huge health platform plank for Lisa & her party.

"The more we talk about Alzheimer's & the more knowledge we share, the quicker we will get past the stigma & get to the people affected by this disease the support & the care they need."

Lisa Beat Ovarian Cancer: She Kicked Its Ass!,

Rory

Source: Hon. Lisa Paitt, PC, Conservative Candidate, Milton.

"I Shot The Sheriff: But I Did Not Shoot The Deputy!"-Part 1

Rory J. Koopmans, B. Admin., #6, 14504-108 Avenue, Edmonton, Alberta T5N 1G8

September XVth, MMXIX

Hon. Adriana LaGrange, MLA, Minister of Education, United Conservative, Red Deer-North

Dear Adriana:

Hon. Ralph Goodale, PC, Deputy Leader of the Liberal Party Of/De Canada & current Minister Of Public Safety & Emergency Prepardness for Her Majesty's Government. has just woken up from his nap on his campaign bus. Now he discusses when he will release new national security campaign commentary. Of course this will take place right after he writes out the next cheque (bribe) to Omar Khadr!

"Tomorrow I hope we will be able to provide further & better detail."

Took The Saskatchewan Liberal Party To Zero Then One Seat In The Legislature,

Rory

Source: Hon. Ralph Goodale, PC, Liberal Candidate, Regina-Wascana.

When & Where To Vote

Rory J. Koopmans, B. Admin., #6, 14504-108 Avenue, Edmonton, Alberta T5N 1G8

September XIVth, MMXIX

Hon. Adriana LaGrange, MLA, Minister of Education, United Conservative, Red Deer-North

Dear Adriana:

Students who may be voting for the first time & their families should go to the Elections Canada website to find out when & where to vote, as well as what types of voting options are available to them. Such as by mail, special ballot, in person, hospital poll, advance ballot, regular ballot, etc. As well as what identification they will need to vote & where their local returning offices & advance & regular election day offices are located.

The Elections Canada Staff Will Be Of Great Assistance In Both Anglais Et French,

Rory

Source: Www.Elections.Ca

Ah Maxime How You Scheme But The Rhino Maxime Will Ruin Your Dream!

Rory J. Koopmans, B. Admin., #6, 14504-108 Avenue, Edmonton, Alberta T5N 1G8

September XIIIth, MMXIX

Hon. Adriana LaGrange, MLA, Minister of Education, United Conservative, Red Deer-North

Dear Adriana:

Peoples Party Of Canada Leader Hon. Maxime Bernier, PC who is running for reelection in Beauce actually believes he will be the next Prime Minister. Funny Maxy as Hon. Andy Scheer, PC, Conservative Candidate, Regina-Qu'Appelle beat you fair & square in the Federal Tory race, quit your god damned whining boy, um garcon (sorry!)

As for Maxy, how in the hell can we trust him on issues of "National Security" when he left documents of a sensitive nature that were highly classified in his then ladyfriend Julie Couillard's home? Documents that should have never been transported anywhere but betwixt his home, ministerial offices, or his desk in the House Of/De Commons?

To be fair from a medical & scientific standpoint, Julie is rather bosomy so she wouldn't have been able to read the documents as her ample cleavage would have blocked her from reading the contents so I have to give Maxy some credit on that point! Although he is kind of a boob so it was a great pairing for entertainment purposes.

Plus, Madamoiselle Couillard once dated Quebec gangsters, part of those freaks the Hells Angels (even married one), those would include mobsters who ordered &/or participated in drug deals, even murders! This seemed like a rather unwise galpal choice don't you think Adriana?

I Wouldn't Elect Maxime Lead Fly On A Turd,

Rory

Source: "My Story" By Julie Couillard, C. MMVIII, McLelland & Stewart Incorporated (TM.)

"Da Plane, Da Plane!"

Rory J. Koopmans, B. Admin., Kinsmen Sports Centre Courtesy Wifi, Edmonton, Alberta

September XIIth, MMXIX

Hon. Adriana LaGrange, MLA, Minister of Education, United Conservative, Red Deer-North

Dear Adriana:

Once again we have Prime Minister Justin Trudeau, PC being inappropriate with women in British Columbia. This bastard who groped the female at a party some twenty plus years ago & denied it at first is again at it by deliberately ordering his campaign bus to ram into his campaign plane in Vancouver. All in a bid to show he is the boss & scare women like Hon. Jody Wilson-Raybould, PC who is running in Vancouver-Granville again as Independent this time into fearing him. Plus it recreates the attempted assault by Trudeau but this time with two vehicles so he can falsely claim it as an accident rather than a British Columbia blatant & sexist political grab & Trudeau's total lack of respect for gender equality & fairness!

Very Awful,

Rory

Source: The Vancouver Sun & American Broadcasting Corporation (ABC) Television's "Fantasy Island."

We Have An Election!

Rory J. Koopmans, B. Admin., #6, 14504-108 Avenue, Edmonton, Alberta T5N 1G8

September XIth, MMXIX

Hon. Adrianna LaGrange, MLA, Minister of Education, United Conservative, Red Deer-North

Dear Adriana:

Well we have an election as The Right Honourable The Prime Minister Justin Trudeau, PC, Liberal Candidate, Papineau went across the lawn from his Prime Ministers Cottage on the grounds of the Governor-General's home at Rideau Hall to have her dissolve Parliament for an election to be held on October XXIst, MMXIX.

Lets hope election fatigue doesn't set in for our great friends in Manitoba as their provincial election results from last night are not even official yet. Plus they have to exchange provincial campaign signs for federal ones with no break in the landscape whatsoever! Of course this is my dream scenario, never ending electoral chaos!

Elected Not Appointed,

Rory

Source: The Winnipeg Free Press & Elections Manitoba & Elections Canada.