To Buy A Turd Sized Lump Of Coal!

 

Rory J. Koopmans, B. Admin., 15906-100A Avenue, Edmonton, Alberta T5P 0L8

June XIIIth, MMXXV

Hon. Demetrios Nicolaides, B. A., M. P. S., Ph. D., ECA, MLA, Minister of Education, United Conservative, Calgary-Elbow

Dear Demetrios:

I am consulting a coal specialist, a Mr. S. Claus, North Pole, Canada, H0H 0H0 whether or not I should buy "turd sized lumps of coal" for Hon. Premier Danielle Smith, B. A., B. A., ECA, MLA, United Conservative, Brooks-Medicine-Hat (& her cabinet colleagues who were at the public meeting with her) for early Christmas gifts from the current proposed coal mine site at Grassy Mountain. If the Premier is worried about being sued for the 14 billion $ contract then buy out the Aussies for say 7 billion $ plus their moving costs & leave the site as is. Especially as the majority of residents are nervous about possible environmental disruption. If Danielle believes selenium levels are are safe for residents 1 & all, then she should be willing (along with her cabinet officers who were there) to accept my beautiful gift offer.

Forged Coal,

Rory

Source: W. Wade Izzard, The Emulsified Dryer Turd Enterprises Corporation, Winnipeg, Manitoba, The Dominion Of Canada.