Wednesday, September 18, 2019

"It's Not Going Well!"

Rory J. Koopmans, B. Admin., Jasper Place Public Library Terminal #II-VIII, Edmonton, Alberta

September XVIIIth, MMXIX

Hon. Adriana LaGrange, MLA, Minister of Education, United Conservative, Red Deer-North

Dear Adriana:

Here in Ward 1, Coun. Andy Knack country, you'll excuse me if I "segway" into this topic because in this "campaign" for alternate forms of transportation, I find myself 100% siding with Edmonton Mayor Donny Iveson & hoping he gets a IIIrd straight term in office for his command of the facts. When he says that the E-scooters are "not working out" he's totally right. I myself had to pick up a person with an artificial left leg last week at a downtown building & he, Rev. William Wade Izzard was coming down the bvilding's service elevator to accommodate his cane & give him more room & stability as the elevator went down. I approached the elevator doors after having to pay to park outside & my mobility is also bad as I just had surgery at a hospital a few weeks ago & also am on a cane.

I then had to yank over an E-scooter about 15 degrees over to the right by turning my cane around & using the hand grip to yank it backward, almost causing me to fall. But this action allowed Rev. Izzard to actually get out of the elevator safely. I hurt myself terribly & wrenched my injured area of my bladder and stomach where I had surgery but I didn't want a fellow disabled person to fall. It just drives me crazy that someone would park an E-scooter right in front of an elevator. My friends at Segway make far safer products that cause way less accidents & yet they don't have the free access that E-scooters do. This is not right that the City Of Edmonton throws up so many barriers to Segway getting full & free market access on par with the E-Scooters which are clearly inferior in every way, shape, & form! I think Bird & Lime Brand E-Scooters are a public menace!

Educate Users,

Rory

Source: The City Of Edmonton: The Office Of Mayor Donald Iveson.

Tuesday, September 17, 2019

"I Shot The Sheriff: But I Did Not Shoot The Deputy!"-Part 3

Rory J. Koopmans, B. Admin., #6, 14504-108 Avenue, Edmonton, Alberta T5N 1G8

September XVIIth, MMXIX

Hon. Adriana LaGrange, MLA, Minister of Education, United Conservative, Red Deer-North

Dear Adriana:

One of II people who hold the job of Deputy Leader of the New Democratic Party Of/De Canada, we Alexandre Boulerice who is also the Shadow Critic Of Ethics for Her Majesty's New Democratic Opposition commenting on how he wants to fight school bullying is in classrooms & in general.

"As a Member of Parliament, I pledge to fight all forms of discrimination & bullying."

Very Pro Union In Focus,

Rory

Source: Alexandre Boulerice, New Democratic Candidate, Rosemont-La-Petite-Patrie.


Monday, September 16, 2019

"I Shot The Sheriff: But I Did Not Shoot The Deputy!"-Part 2

Rory J. Koopmans, B. Admin., Terwillegar Recreation Centre Courtesy Wifi, Edmonton, Alberta

September XVIth, MMXIX

Hon. Adriana LaGrange, MLA, Minister of Education, United Conservative, Red Deer-North

Dear Adriana:

The Hon. Lisa Raitt, PC, the Deputy Leader of the Conservative Party Of/De Canada & Shadow Minister Of Justice for Her Majesty's Loyal Official Opposition expresses to political students her faith in trying to find a cure for Alzheimer's Disease/Dementia which her second husband suffers from. As a result its a huge health platform plank for Lisa & her party.

"The more we talk about Alzheimer's & the more knowledge we share, the quicker we will get past the stigma & get to the people affected by this disease the support & the care they need."

Lisa Beat Ovarian Cancer: She Kicked Its Ass!,

Rory

Source: Hon. Lisa Paitt, PC, Conservative Candidate, Milton.


Sunday, September 15, 2019

"I Shot The Sheriff: But I Did Not Shoot The Deputy!"-Part 1

Rory J. Koopmans, B. Admin., #6, 14504-108 Avenue, Edmonton, Alberta T5N 1G8

September XVth, MMXIX

Hon. Adriana LaGrange, MLA, Minister of Education, United Conservative, Red Deer-North

Dear Adriana:

Hon. Ralph Goodale, PC, Deputy Leader of the Liberal Party Of/De Canada & current Minister Of Public Safety & Emergency Prepardness for Her Majesty's Government. has just woken up from his nap on his campaign bus. Now he discusses when he will release new national security campaign commentary. Of course this will take place right after he writes out the next cheque (bribe) to Omar Khadr!

"Tomorrow I hope we will be able to provide further & better detail."

Took The Saskatchewan Liberal Party To Zero Then One Seat In The Legislature,

Rory

Source: Hon. Ralph Goodale, PC, Liberal Candidate, Regina-Wascana.


Saturday, September 14, 2019

When & Where To Vote

Rory J. Koopmans, B. Admin., #6, 14504-108 Avenue, Edmonton, Alberta T5N 1G8

September XIVth, MMXIX

Hon. Adriana LaGrange, MLA, Minister of Education, United Conservative, Red Deer-North

Dear Adriana:

Students who may be voting for the first time & their families should go to the Elections Canada website to find out when & where to vote, as well as what types of voting options are available to them. Such as by mail, special ballot, in person, hospital poll, advance ballot, regular ballot, etc. As well as what identification they will need to vote & where their local returning offices & advance & regular election day offices are located.

The Elections Canada Staff Will Be Of Great Assistance In Both Anglais Et French,

Rory

Source: Www.Elections.Ca

Friday, September 13, 2019

Ah Maxime How You Scheme But The Rhino Maxime Will Ruin Your Dream!

Rory J. Koopmans, B. Admin., #6, 14504-108 Avenue, Edmonton, Alberta T5N 1G8

September XIIIth, MMXIX

Hon. Adriana LaGrange, MLA, Minister of Education, United Conservative, Red Deer-North

Dear Adriana:

Peoples Party Of Canada Leader Hon. Maxime Bernier, PC who is running for reelection in Beauce actually believes he will be the next Prime Minister. Funny Maxy as Hon. Andy Scheer, PC, Conservative Candidate, Regina-Qu'Appelle beat you fair & square in the Federal Tory race, quit your god damned whining boy, um garcon (sorry!)

As for Maxy, how in the hell can we trust him on issues of "National Security" when he left documents of a sensitive nature that were highly classified in his then ladyfriend Julie Couillard's home? Documents that should have never been transported anywhere but betwixt his home, ministerial offices, or his desk in the House Of/De Commons?

To be fair from a medical & scientific standpoint, Julie is rather bosomy so she wouldn't have been able to read the documents as her ample cleavage would have blocked her from reading the contents so I have to give Maxy some credit on that point! Although he is kind of a boob so it was a great pairing for entertainment purposes.

Plus, Madamoiselle Couillard once dated Quebec gangsters, part of those freaks the Hells Angels (even married one), those would include mobsters who ordered &/or participated in drug deals, even murders! This seemed like a rather unwise galpal choice don't you think Adriana?

I Wouldn't Elect Maxime Lead Fly On A Turd,

Rory

Source: "My Story" By Julie Couillard, C. MMVIII, McLelland & Stewart Incorporated (TM.)

Thursday, September 12, 2019

"Da Plane, Da Plane!"

Rory J. Koopmans, B. Admin., Kinsmen Sports Centre Courtesy Wifi, Edmonton, Alberta

September XIIth, MMXIX

Hon. Adriana LaGrange, MLA, Minister of Education, United Conservative, Red Deer-North

Dear Adriana:

Once again we have Prime Minister Justin Trudeau, PC being inappropriate with women in British Columbia. This bastard who groped the female at a party some twenty plus years ago & denied it at first is again at it by deliberately ordering his campaign bus to ram into his campaign plane in Vancouver. All in a bid to show he is the boss & scare women like Hon. Jody Wilson-Raybould, PC who is running in Vancouver-Granville again as Independent this time into fearing him. Plus it recreates the attempted assault by Trudeau but this time with two vehicles so he can falsely claim it as an accident rather than a British Columbia blatant & sexist political grab & Trudeau's total lack of respect for gender equality & fairness!

Very Awful,


Rory

Source: The Vancouver Sun & American Broadcasting Corporation (ABC) Television's "Fantasy Island."