Saturday, May 26, 2018

"Have You Driven A Doug Ford Lately?"

Rory J. Koopmans, B. Admin., 15902-100A Avenue, Edmonton, Alberta T5P 0L8


Hon. Dave Eggen, B. Ed., MLA, Minister of Education, New Democratic, Edmonton-Calder

Dear Dave:

Ontarians face a stark choice, either elect Andrea Horwath & the Ontario NDP & the first thing she & her socialistic conglomerate will do is bring back "Rae Days." Remember when the Former Ontario NDP Leader Bob Rae sold sand, dirt, gravel, unidentified bodies from provincial hospitals at a cut rate to pay Ontario debts? And Rae also had the unmitigated gaul to screw over his fantastic & loyal union brothers & sisters in the Ontario Civil Service by forcing them to take 12 days a year of unpaid leave while taking no wage cuts himself. I guarantee Andrea is planning on making life in Ontario even worse than the current dikehiker! All to make Jagmeet Singh (who is a chicken shit when it comes to running in a federal byelection) the next Prime Minister! And Bob got to be Interim Federal Liberal Leader until the self-stated "10% gay" Justine Trudeau took over (& we all know how well that worked out don't we?!)

So on June VIIth (7th), Ontario voters should vote for a quality stand-up guy who like his late Little Brother Bobby is actually a very effective politician! Vote Doug Ford & Ontario PC: The Best Choice, Nay The Only Choice for true prosperity!

"Have You Driven A Doug Ford Lately?",


Source: Reverend William Wade Izzard, Universal Life Church Canada: Aboriginal Youth Outreach & Archival Files: Jagmeet Singh, Federal Leader Of The New Democratic Party Of Canada (Punjabi/Islamic Terrorist Files Included At No Extra Cost!)

Saturday, May 19, 2018

"Give 'Em Hell Harry!"

Rory J. Koopmans, B. Admin., #6, 14504-108 Avenue, Edmonton, Alberta T5N 1G8


Hon. Dave Eggen, B. Ed., Minister of Education, New Democratic, Edmonton-Calder

Dear Dave:

Royal watchers & wedding lovers can only wish the new His Royal Highness The Duke of Sussex & Baron of Kilkeel Prince Mister Harry Windsor & his gorgeous bride Her Royal Highness The Duchess of Sussex & Baroness of Kilkeel Princess Missus Meghan Markle Windsor the very best! Gosh I wish my mom Mrs. June C. Koopmans, B. Ed. (the greatest Royal fan of them all) was here to see Diana's youngest boy get married!

God Save The New Couple & A Long Married Life Oh & I Could Not Forget Just One More Thing: God Save The Queen,


Source: British Broadcasting Corporation (BBC) World News.

P.S.: I know that I am one of many in Her Majesty's Realms & Territories of The Commonwealth Who Is Ecstatic At This New Blessed Union!

Sunday, May 13, 2018

A Knight To Day Plan!

Rory J. Koopmans, B. Admin., #6, 14504-108 Avenue, Edmonton, Alberta T5N 1G8


Hon. Dave Eggen, B. Ed., MLA, Minister of Education, New Democratic, Edmonton-Calder

Dear Dave:

On Mothers Day, & with the upcoming Royal Wedding, it is time to once again "take a leap" of faith & call upon Afton Elementary School's Legend Teacher-Emeritus Upstairs, my dear late mother Mrs. June C. Koopmans, B. Ed. & ask her to provide us with a Grade II lesson plan. This Classics Illustrated Comics collector together with her dad Archie knows how to focus & plan, so perhaps we will ask her to give us a "leap day" lesson at full charge likes the Knights above!


Tuesday, February 29th, 1972:

Printing: Aa, Bb, Cc, Dd, Ee.
Reading: "Flying Firemen."
                           Worksheet from Workbook P. 40 & 41.
Arithmetic tab: P. 115, 116; check.
Spelling:                    #23B.

Phonics:     - discuss adjectives.
Language Arts:      - make adjectives for inside objects as well as objects that can be seen from the                                       classroom window.

Entertainment:     - Learn: "Whale of a Tale."
                             - make fish for display.
                             - fish on adjective trains & crafts.


Knight Vision,


Source: "The Historical Lesson Plans Of Mrs. June C. Koopmans, B. Ed."

Saturday, May 12, 2018

Knack The Knife

Rory J. Koopmans, B. Admin., Jasper Place Public Library Terminal #VII, Edmonton, Alberta


Hon. Dave Eggen, B. Ed., MLA, MLA, Minister of Education, New Democratic, Edmonton-Calder-

Dear Dave:

We have Ward 1 Edmonton City Councillor Andrew Knack here acting as an Edmonton Public Library (EPL) volunteer today. This is excellent, showcasing respect for the library system by elected public officials will only serve to improve the overall quality of services at library branches even more & don't forget to bring in food donations for the Edmonton Food Bank by VI (6) PM today to have your library fines waived!



Source: Www.Epl.Ca

Wednesday, May 9, 2018

Three Worthwhile Choices!

Rory J. Koopmans, B. Admin., Metis Employment Services Courtesy Computer #I, Edmonton, Alberta


Hon. Dave Eggen, B. Ed., MLA, Minister of Education, New Democratic, Edmonton-Calder

Dear Dave:

The two First Nations women & one Islamic woman having Edmonton Public Schools named after them, wow how wonderful! Three strong women & kudos to the Edmonton Public School Board (EPSB) for doing this. Naming these new schools after these very fine ladies will help raise the profile & respect of & for both First Nations & Islamic cultures! As well as the importance they have in contributing to Canada's multicultural mosaic, making it only richer!

Janta Francais,


Source: The Edmonton Journal: Reporter: Janta French.

Saturday, May 5, 2018

"I'm A LedgeWatcher!"

Rory J. Koopmans, B. Admin.
Gasoline Alley Red Deer Tim Horton's Courtesy Wifi, Red Deer, Alberta
Alberta Security Guard License #W021280


Hon. Dave Eggen, B. Ed., MLA
Minister of Education,
New Democratic, Edmonton-Calder

Dear Dave:

The rather intrepid & self-styled Canadian Broadcasting Corporation (CBC) "Ledgewatcher" on Twitter Kim Trynacity is excellent in her reportage as always. In particular with these threats against Premier Notley (who I gave a stolen bottle of BC wine to for her birthday from Premier Horgan's private stash), my boss under the Alberta Securities Act, Justice Minister Ganley & others. And why should Kathleen or Service Minister Steph McLean or Associate Health Minister Payne (whom I have all brought new baby gifts to like any normal person would) have to put up with such garbage? Answer: THEY SHOULDN'T!

People phoning & actually writing up funeral homes/insurance company Purple Shield to plan Rachel's funeral & these other threats, I mean how ridiculous! If you don't care for the Premier & the Alberta New Democratic Party, you vote against them or spoil your ballot as part of the democratic process in the next provincial election writ in MMXIX. Or you write them an email or letter, or use a social media platform to state you disagree with her (or whomever you are speaking to) in a civil manner & there you can explain why. This allows for dialogue & perhaps a compromise to be reached.

To say nothing of the extra stress people are causing these elected officials & their security details, Rachel & Kathleen & the others are also wives & mothers. As a result these very mean threats are indirectly being made to the spouse & children & extended families of those officials that are being threatened. Frankly it is not something that needs to occur.

I happen to admire Rachel Notley greatly, just as I admired her late father Grant (I attended his funeral with my dad.) We may not be socialistic in our philosophy, but the Notley family has done a lot of good for Alberta in both opposition & in its three years of governance. Sure they have made many mistakes, but the former conservative governments did too. Our longest serving Premier Ernest C. Manning did XXV.V (25.5) years in power & he wasn't perfect despite his seven majorative term wins.

I favour not just vehicles for cabinet ministers & the Leader of Her Majesty's Loyal Official Opposition whenever they are in Edmonton or Calgary. I think like the occupant of Room #CCCVIII (#307), The Office of the Premier, they should be assigned a 24/7 security detail whenever in each of the two main Alberta cities. It is a sad commentary, but it is getting to the point where it seems necessary & it will ensure proper governance. Furthermore, a guard or an Alberta Sheriff should walk the halls with every cabinet officer at all times whenever they are in the Legislature Bvilding or at McDougall Centre in Calgary.

I was also very upset to hear of threats against Culture Minister Miranda, Finance Minister Ceci, & others, particularly the threat to you. As well as to Deputy Premier & Health Minister Hoffman who is a very nice person to dialogue with & who happens to be my MLA. Perhaps these people should get psychological assistance to change their attitudes to a positive way!

Seems to me that from a security perspective, allowing cabinet members facing a threat(s) to participate via Skype or teleconference in federal & provincial & territorial parliaments/legislatures would be a rather wise move until the threat(s) can be assessed & neutralized. After all, they allow municipal politicians to participate from alternate locations in these manners.

Assigned Shift Detail,


Source: CBC Edmonton News: Reporter: Kim Trynacity & Dr. Cristina Stasia, Gender Equity Consultant: The University Of Alberta., & "Wheel Of Fortune With Pat Sajak & Vanna White", C. Merv Griffin Enterprises (TM) & Califon Pictures Incorporated (TM) & Sony Pictures Television (TM.)

Tuesday, May 1, 2018

"We Should Let All The Hippies Freeze In The Dark!"

Rory J. Koopmans, B. Admin., #6, 14504-108 Avenue, Edmonton, Alberta T5N 1G8


Hon. Dave Eggen, B. Ed., MLA, Minister of Education, New Democratic, Edmonton-Calder

Dear Dave:

A historical lesson on Derek Fildebrandt, MLA, Independent-Conservative, Strathmore-Brooks & Leela Aheer, MLA, United Conservative Party (UCP), Chestermere-Rocky View.

1. There were rumours that Derek "lit quite the fire" in terms of harassing people & causing troubles as a youth in Ontario.

2. Leela "lights the fire" of music in the hearts of students & others who hear her sing & perform & with her positivity.

3. Number of scandals for Derek that can be counted:
     a. Air BnB.     b. Hit & run.     c. Illegal trespass.     d. Illegal deer kill.     e. Lied to Jason Kenney.
- That is five scandals by my count.

4. Number of scandals for Leela that can be counted:
     a. None.
- That is zero scandals by my count.

5. Derek says that Hon. Jason Kenney, PC, MLA, UCP, Calgary-Lougheed has no power to throw him out of the party & prevent him from running for the UCP nomination against Leela in the reconstituted riding of Chestermere-Strathmore for the upcoming MMXIX provincial writ. Pardon me Derek but it was Mister Jean & the Wildrose who first tossed you for your terrible behaviour. And under the UCP constitution, a party leader has the power to block anyone they see fit from running & signs their nomination papers. As Mr. Kenney holds that office & Derek lied to him over the hunting matters by not disclosing them, he has the right to say no to Derek running for the UCP anywhere.

6. Leela never lied to anyone, she fits in the UCP caucus very well, very well indeed. Leela acts in many capacities, is smart, intelligent, bright & appeals to women voters who appreciate that she is Deputy Leader. She works well with Mr. Kenney, she worked well with Interim Opposition Leaders of Her Majesty's Loyal Official Opposition, Jason Nixon, MLA, UCP, Rimbey-Rocky Mountain House-Sundre,Nathan Cooper, MLA, UCP, Olds-Didsbury-Three Hills, & she worked well with Mr. Jean. There is no issues with her on any file like there is with Derek on many files.

7. Derek Fildebrandt has been offered a slot with the Alberta Party in order to increase their caucus to four members & official status. He has even met personally with Alberta Party Leader Stephen Mandel & Katherine O'Neill & Serena Mah & Kenny Chapman on several occasions. Now the Alberta Party approached Derek, they did not approach him. That being said, he took the meetings about betraying his grassroots that he supposedly admires so much.

8. Leela Aheer remained a "loyal friend & true" to the Wildrose cause & has been a solid performer for her entire first tenure as an MLA. She has stayed loyal to Leader Kenney & the reformatted UCP. She has never betrayed anyone.

9. Derek has done the impossible, he has become even more annoying than Rory J. Koopmans (yes this is scientifically possible.) Still he shook my hand graciously at the pro Trans Mountain pipeline rally at the Alberta Legislature because I give him credit when he's due it & no one else will (no one can say that I am unfair to Derek, I only analyze his scandal situations & commentate, no more, no less!)

10. Leela is amiable, smart, & actually listens to people in a professional manner, she doesn't shout them down like Derek.

Derek should run as an Independent Candidate if he wishes against Leela. Why would he risk a nasty nomination fight for a seat that Leela is guaranteed to win?!

Derek: Eat Your Deer Carcass Meat & Go Away,


Source: Myself & The Strathmore Standard & The Brooks Bulletin & The Chestermere Anchor City News.