Wednesday, August 20, 2014
Khan Noonien Singh
August XXth, MMXIV
Hon. Jeff Johnson, B. Ed., MLA, Minister of Education, Progressive Conservative, Athabasca-Sturgeon-RedH2O
I IV one am very pleased at the superb attitude that Stephen Khan, MLA, Progressive Conservative, St. Albert is showing & students should be to. Now that he isn't in cabinet anymore, he has a little more time on his hands. As a result, he has invited fellow ex-cabinet minister Christine Cusanelli, MLA, Progressive Conservative, Calgary-Currie & his former stupendous leader Former Madam Premier Alison M. Redford, QC, Progressive Conservative, Hangs Her Drycleaning Out II Dry Herself Since She Laid Off The Nanny After Being Caught In The Prop Plane Scandal to his home for the weekend in St. Albert. plus Ally & X-tine are driving up in one car so X-tine can write off the gas as an expense against her MLA salary since Ally is cash poor right now!
Their family's are also invited & in keeping with the tradition of the good times we had under Ally's XXIX (29) months of stewardship, Stephen is taking everyone out at his expense to a revival of a great family film at St. Albert Cinemas involving one of his relatives: "Star Trek II: The Wrath Of Khan." I for one think the Khan, Cusanelli, & Redford clans will have a glorious time. Plus, they'll be sitting in a dark theatre, so there is on worry about St. Albert residents throwing popcorn, eggs, & other food items at them!
A Definite Tactical Advantage,
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