Tuesday, November 25, 2014

Jock Ewing Says Two

Rory J. Koopmans, B. Admin., #6, 14504-108 Avenue, Edmonton, Alberta T5N 1G8

November XXVth, MMXIV

Hon. Gordon Dirks, B. Ed., M. Ed., MLA, Minister of Education, Progressive Conservative, Calgary-Elbow

Dear Gordon:

I believe Jock Ewing would have been very interested in the politics behind the floor crossings yesterday to your party by Kerry Towle, MLA, Innisfail-Sylvan Lake & Ian Donovan, MLA, Little Bow. Jock would tell Danielle Smith, MLA, Wildrose, Highwood to gut out the rotting corruption of losers & freaks like William McBeath & Vitor Marciano. Until the anti-gay & bigoted elements of the party are wiped out, the Wildrose Party as constituted (just like the epic battle for Ewing Oil) will never take "complete & utter total control" of the province.

In keeping with this theme, John Ross "Jock" Ewing Senior uses a ranching analogy when talking about politics to the next generation, his sons John Ross "J.R." Ewing Junior/The IInd & Robert James "Bobby" Ewing. This makes sense b/c of all of the ranches & farms in Alberta.

"Politics is a lot like ranchin'. Once in awhile, you've got to be prepared to get your hands dirty!"

Section XL (40) Cannot Be Drilled According II Miss Ellie,


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1 comment:

  1. Good one, mijnheer. How about this maritime analogy: The rats desert a sinking ship.