Ah Maxime How You Scheme But The Rhino Maxime Will Ruin Your Dream!

Rory J. Koopmans, B. Admin., #6, 14504-108 Avenue, Edmonton, Alberta T5N 1G8

September XIIIth, MMXIX

Hon. Adriana LaGrange, MLA, Minister of Education, United Conservative, Red Deer-North

Dear Adriana:

Peoples Party Of Canada Leader Hon. Maxime Bernier, PC who is running for reelection in Beauce actually believes he will be the next Prime Minister. Funny Maxy as Hon. Andy Scheer, PC, Conservative Candidate, Regina-Qu'Appelle beat you fair & square in the Federal Tory race, quit your god damned whining boy, um garcon (sorry!)

As for Maxy, how in the hell can we trust him on issues of "National Security" when he left documents of a sensitive nature that were highly classified in his then ladyfriend Julie Couillard's home? Documents that should have never been transported anywhere but betwixt his home, ministerial offices, or his desk in the House Of/De Commons?

To be fair from a medical & scientific standpoint, Julie is rather bosomy so she wouldn't have been able to read the documents as her ample cleavage would have blocked her from reading the contents so I have to give Maxy some credit on that point! Although he is kind of a boob so it was a great pairing for entertainment purposes.

Plus, Madamoiselle Couillard once dated Quebec gangsters, part of those freaks the Hells Angels (even married one), those would include mobsters who ordered &/or participated in drug deals, even murders! This seemed like a rather unwise galpal choice don't you think Adriana?

I Wouldn't Elect Maxime Lead Fly On A Turd,

Rory

Source: "My Story" By Julie Couillard, C. MMVIII, McLelland & Stewart Incorporated (TM.)