Wednesday, July 9, 2014
License To Kill Or In Doug Griffiths Case Instill
July IXth, MMXIV
Hon. Jeff Johnson, B. Ed., MLA, Minister of Education, Progressive Conservative, Athabasca-Sturgeon-RedH2O
Lets review the Hon. Doug Griffiths, B. Ed., MLA, Minister of Service Alberta, Progressive Conservative, Battle River-Wainwright shall we.:
1. This is an MLA who like you is a teacher by trade & as such feels the need to hold 62 separate apology or clarification press conferences in the last 29 months Former Madam Premier Alison Redford, QC, MLA, Progressive Conservative, Calgary-Elbow was in charge (this is about 61 more that Alison.)
2. This is an MLA who like you wants to destroy history & math & the teaching of it by gobblygook curriculum & the destroying of it. Well let me tell you Jeff, the "Wildrose" is Alberta's Official Provincial Flower. It doesn't denote the Wildrose Party or promote it and its band of MLAs, led by the very astute Danielle Smith, MLA, Wildrose, Highwood. Its also officially endorsed by Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth The IInd & successive Lieutenant Governors of Alberta! Do you really want to upset Her Majesty by changing the slogan? I don't bloody think so! It shows that Doug, you, & the entire apparatchik of Her Majesty's Government are being disloyal to the Crown when you should be loyal like Danielle & her team are acting: as Her Majesty's Loyal Official Opposition.
3. The "rosa acicularis" or "Wildrose" only grows from late May until August. Still, it has a much more pleasant aroma than Minister Griffiths or this idiotic decision made by bureaucrats in a few back rooms to change a slogan Albertans want left alone. Its like the situation in the United States. 10,000 people answer a survey on whether the Washington Redskins of the National Football League (NFL) should be forced II change their name. Only 5 people said yes, the other 9,995 said either no or that they were unsure. Its political correctness gone mad. Why not change the name of the Chicago White Sox II the Chicago Paleface Sox instead while you are at it just to make things even?!
4. Doug's the type of MLA who thinks that bike lanes are a great idea when we have too many half past dead seniors around who shouldn't be allowed to drive causing more accidents now. There were less when there were no bike lanes, GET RID OF BIKE LANES! ITS NOT ROCKET SCIENCE!
5. Doug's the type of MLA who thinks that Edmontonians are well serviced by having the Edmonton Municipal (City Centre) Airport closed. Just so we can have citizens who are being robbed, beaten, raped, murdered each & every day get slower response times or no response time at all from the Edmonton Police Service helicopter unit & have to pay more IV it (thank you Stephen Mandel & all your developer friends!)
6. I would rather pick up a Wildrose & smell its beautiful aroma than shake the hands of Minister Griffiths or any of his lackies. Which is probably why he got demoted from Minister of Municipal Affairs to Minister of Service Alberta so he could interfere or engineer his crap without getting inII too much trouble. I guarantee he's only in the cabinet b/c he ran IV PC leader last time & only kept his cabinet slot since the Hon. David G. Hancock, QC, MLA, Premier of Alberta, Progressive Conservative, Edmonton-Whitemud is serving in an interim capacity (don't rock the boat until Jimmy, Tommy, or (heaven forbid) Ricky take over!)
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