July XXXth, MMXVI
Hon. Dave Eggen, B. Ed., MLA, Minister of Education, New Democratic, Edmonton-Calder
In West Philadelphia, though not born & raised, Florida Congresswoman Debbie Wasserman Schultz is spending most of her days. Chillin' out maxin, relaxin, shooting some b. ball with a couple of spys from the DNC & forced out in disgrace as Democratic Chair, when my pal Julian Assange & Wikileaks decided to give her a scare. Deb at the party convention was up to no good, she started makin trouble in Bernie Sanders neighborhood. She got in one little email scandal a mere XVMMMM (19,000) times & "The Trumpster" astutely asked the Russkies to help hold her accountable for her computer crimes! With not much to do during the week, Deb goes & asks some Philly economics students a superb economic question over Philly Cheese Steak Sandwiches & Rocky Balboa themed Gatorade!
"I wonder how much money I would require to buy out all of the stock in Wikileaks?"
New York City, New York,
Source: Congressional Representative Debbie Wasserman Schultz, Democratic-Florida, The XXIIIrd District.