October IVth, MMXVI
Hon. Dave Eggen, B. Ed., MLA, Minister of Education, New Democratic, Edmonton-Calder
"Rachel & Justin sitting in a tree, at least with all of carbon taxes they are pulling out of taxpayers derrieres, we know the apples they are eating off it are pollutant & carbon tax free."
"Rachel & Justin sitting in a tree, designing ways to make Albertans lose even more cash is a scam, its really just the second returning frankly of the National Energy Program."
"Rachel & Justin sitting in a tree, the last time Premier Lougheed & Pierre Trudeau sat together, the canoe loving socialist bound Alberta's energy sector with an illegal natural resources tax tether."
"Rachel & Notley sitting in a tree, & Rachel says she won't sign on to Justin's federal carbon capture tax grab, my what a laugh because the NDP carbon tax will just hurt Albertans financially, as well as pinch, bite, & stab."
"Rachel & Justin sitting in a tree, I used to build furniture so I'll make them a nice solid wood storage case for their carbon tax cash, I better use hand tools so I don't pollute the environment or a tree branch may fall on my head & leave me a huge gash."
Source: The Office of The Premier Of The Province Of Alberta & The Office Of The Prime Minister Of Canada.
P.S.: I just love the idea to make Laurie Blakeman the next Lieutenant-Governor Of Alberta!