Friday, June 4, 2021

SkyPalace Fall: Do You Stand Tall?: An Alison Merilla Redford, QC Fully Exonerated In My Mind Production!

 

Rory J. Koopmans, B. Admin., #6, 14504-108 Avenue, Edmonton, Alberta T5N 1G8 

June IVth, MMXXI

Hon. Adriana LaGrange, MLA, Minister of Education, United Conservative, Red Deer-North

Dear Adriana:

Perhaps no one appreciates Irish history more than I do. Hell, my first name is "Rory" so its ingrained in me. Whilst I've never had Jamesons Irish Whiskey, from what I hear its quite a delicious taste like most Irish booze. I myself used to be a bourbon man, Sinatra Jack Daniel's label, ah delish! In my mind the fault is not the usage of the SkyPalace terraces & the office by the Honourable Member for Calgary-Lougheed & his cohorts. I in fact do not find it hypocritical that Former Premier Alison Merilla Redford, QC was booted from office over its use. However, Alison has been redeemed because all she was asking to do is use the space that was to be afforded her as Premier that Hon. Jason Thomas Lukaszuk Kenney, PC, MLA now occupies (& I have apologized to her several times as she deserves my respect & that of all Albertans for what she went through.) I've been told by several folks that Room #307 Legislature Bvilding, The Office Of The Premier has had some structural repair needs & it wasn't safe to keep Mr. Kenney there so he has had to temporarily relocate, & I'm extremely proud of Alberta Infrastructure & its Minister, the Hon. Prasad Panda, MLA, United Conservative, Calgary-Edgemont for moving Jason there & keeping him safe along with the adroit Alberta Sheriffs & Alberta Legislative Assembly details whilst this construction is going on.

I'm not even mad in the slightest that they saw fit to use the terrace for their "working dinner." This is totally legitimate. What I am mad about is that the gang including the boozer "Nixon" (just like the 37th US President (of California)) chose to drink an Irish Whiskey for a supper in the pandemic that they knew there could be a potential picture of. Former Premier Rachel Notley, B. A., LL. B., MLA, Leader of Her Majesty's Loyal Official Opposition, New Democratic, Edmonton-Strathcona is a well-known "booze hound" for craft beer, which was on display frequently in her four year "single term" as Premier which she needed it to help "take the edge off of" for the cover up of sexual harassment allegations by some of her New Democratic caucus colleagues.

My point Adriana is that connoisseurs of liquor must realize that Team Kenney could have had their meal with one of many fine Alberta based whiskeys & promoted the local liquor industry & we prepare for the return to normal life of the restaurant & entertainment industry before we get hit by the Indian Variant & the fourth Covid 19 wave a few weeks from now!

The Irish Kilt,

Rory

Source: The Alberta Gaming & Liquor & Cannabis Commission.


















Monday, May 24, 2021

400 To 5

 

Rory J. Koopmans, B. Admin., #6, 14504-108 Avenue, Edmonton, Alberta T5N 1G8

May XXIVth, MMXXI

Hon. Adriana LaGrange, MLA, Minister of Education, United Conservative, Red Deer-North

Dear Adriana:

Part of the reason the Alberta Teachers Association (ATA) voted 400-5 against you or 98.7% (sorry I'd round up but I only know Discovery Math that wise Alberta NDP invention) is because you are not doing a good job, almost like you don't care & many Albertans agree with me that you are not very good at your portfolio. You were a Red Deer Catholic School Board Trustee for XI (11) years from MMVII-MMXIII. Vice-Prez of the Canadian Catholic School Trustees Association, & President of the Alberta Catholic School Trustees Association. Plus you are a mom of what VII (7) kids? With all that experience, people thought you would be better at your job. And with such a high percentage against you, this shows that ATA members from both the left & right of the political spectrum are united against you!

Happy Victoria Day,

Rory

Source: The Red Deer Advocate.

Saturday, January 2, 2021

Year XII, Episode MMMMCDVI (4,406)

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CpxJsy8nfjA&feature=emb_logo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zd6GyJoWPq8&feature=emb_logo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JumPsCbB7rQ

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xIaXl7SqkBw&feature=emb_logo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Czh17xJeD7A&feature=emb_logo


Rory J. Koopmans, B. Admin., #6, 14504-108 Avenue, Edmonton, Alberta T5N 1G8

January IInd, MMXXI

Hon. Adriana LaGrange, MLA, Minister of Education, United Conservative, Red Deer-North

Dear Adriana:

What is with the provincial portfolio of Municipal Affairs? It seems to be rather cursed as the Hon. Tracy Allard, MLA, Minister of Municipal Affairs, United Conservative, Grande Prairie is the second person to the hold the office under Hon. Premier Jason Thomas Lukaszuk Kenney, PC, MLA, United Conservative, Calgary-Lougheed. The first of course being the Hon. Kaycee Madu, QC, MLA, United Conservative, Edmonton-Southwest.
And before Rachel Notley, MLA, Leader of Her Majesty's Loyal Official Opposition, New Democratic, Edmonton-Strathcona gets all up in "knotsleys" over this, I remind students of the political realm that the Notley cabinet from MMXV-MMXIX had three Municipal Affairs Ministers. Premier Redford & Premier Stelmach each had two. Even Premier Klein had six, that has to be a very unlucky portfolio.
Kenney not firing The Honourable Honolulu Hoaxster Wonderchild doesn't surprise me. Look at what Hon. Tyler Shandro, MLA, Minister of Health, United Conservative, Calgary-Acadia did in yelling & being nasty to a medical doctor at the doctor's private residence. This was far worse than Tracy having a vaykay at the residence & birth state of her best pal, former US President Barry Obama, Democratic-Illinois. Kenney didn't ditch Ty even though Ty deserved a kick in the derriere out the door to backbencher MLA status.
Obviously, Tracy Allard should never have been brought into Her Majesty's Government & the provincial cabinet in the first place as she wasn't quite ready for "primetime" (but then neither is the current occupant of Room #307, Alberta Legislature Bvilding, The Office of the Premier.)

For The Record: My Late Grandmother Vacationed In Hawaii 27 Times But She Was Never In The Provincial Cabinet,

Rory

Source: Www.MyGrandePrairieNow.Com

P.S.: Dano Book Em For Thomas Magnum P.I.!

P.S. II: I noticed how ex cabinet minister Tanya Fir, MLA, United Conservative, Calgary-Peigan is also in on this travel sneakiness. Maybe it why she was ousted to backbencher status. As for Little Brother Jeremy Nixon, MLA, United Conservative, Calgary-Klein, I expect this as its Nixonian, older brother Hon. Jason Nixon, MLA, Minister of Alberta Environment & Parks, United Conservative, Rimbey-Rocky Mountain House-Sundre taught him rather well!











Saturday, October 31, 2020

"Coffee?"-"Medium Sweet!"

 







Rory J. Koopmans, B. Admin., #6, 14504-108 Avenue, Edmonton, Alberta T5N 1G8

October XXXIst, MMXX

Hon. Adriana LaGrange, MLA, Minister of Education, United Conservative, Red Deer-North

Dear Adriana:

It appears that proud Scot & first Commander/Secret Agent 007 for Her Majesty's Government & its Secret Service & Royal Navy departments: Mister James Bond, Academy Award (TM) Winner & great actor Sean Connery has died at his Bahamian home at age ninety, what a fantastic run! Film students will & must appreciate what a long & illustrious career Sean had. Truly sad news indeed & I had no ability at breakfast this morning to order a "dry vodka martini shaken & not stirred." So I very properly settled for the same coffee format Bond ordered in "From Russia With Love": "medium sweet!" I cannot help think of anything more appropriate. Well done Sean & well done James!

Oh & Adriana: "God Save The Queen!",

Rory

Source: Www.007.Com

Saturday, October 17, 2020

The Mike Nickel-Plated Knuckle Sandwich Prime

 




Rory J. Koopmans, B. Admin., #6, 14504-108 Avenue, Edmonton, Alberta T5N 1G8

October XVIIth, MMXX

Hon. Adriana LaGrange, MLA, Minister of Education, United Conservative, Red Deer-North

Dear Adriana:

I fully agree with Mike Nickel Mayoral Campaign backer Wade Izzard (a Belgravia AirBnB resident & fellow University Of Alberta student with Mayor Don Iveson with U Of A Campus being on the south side) that Mike's plan to put his campaign office for Mayor on Whyte Avenue in the now closed Princess Theatre makes great sense. Political science students will note that Mike is a southeast Edmonton City Councilor for Ward XI. As a result, he'd be promoting increased business activity in the Old Strathcona district which is south side Edmonton. But still centralized enough a location to highlight trying to help businesses stay afloat & even gain traction in these tough economic times.

Of course there really isn't much parking. But Mike can promote aspects of Edmonton Transit that he likes such as buses as opposed to heavy a presence by the LRT. Still, folks who use either, & vehicles as well on those on bicycles, scooters, or walking in I'm sure will feel rather comfy coming into the environs of this wonderful old building to see what Mike's mayoral campaign is all about. Lucky for us that deposed 630 Ched AM host & ape lover Ryan Jespersen is going to run against Mike for Mayor!

Holmes & Cheryll Watson,

Rory

Source: The Mike Nickel For Mayor Of Edmonton Campaign.

P.S.: Why is Sentinel Self Storage still letting Ryan Jespersen be the narrator of their ads? Yes they were recorded before his "chimpanzee" racist remarks but shouldn't Corus & Ched managers find a new voice for the ads that is scandal free? Ditto for Freson Bros. grocers & The Edmonton Oilers & The Ranch Golf &Country Club. Mr. Jespersen should not be on radio ever again!


Sunday, September 27, 2020

"Monkey See Monkey Do!"

 

https://www.rebelnews.com/recovered_audio_ryan_jespersen_calling_racialized_opponents_chimpanzees

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_zHN4vCfwh4

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=laK1THhFL1A

https://www.facebook.com/MikeNickelYEG/videos/ryan-jespersen/342880323522939/

Rory J. Koopmans, B. Admin., #6, 14504-108 Avenue, Edmonton, Alberta T5N 1G8

September XXVIIth, MMXX

Hon. Adriana LaGrange, MLA, Minister of Education, United Conservative, Red Deer-North

Dear Adriana:

I'd like to point out that former Six Thirty (630) AM Ched Radio morning host Ryan Jespersen (pronounced "Jess-purr-son" by Wade Izzard) has to be given some leeway in his chimpanzees comments against staff of Ward XI Edmonton City Councilor Mike Nickel. Having seen Nickel's MMXXI (2021) mayoral campaign brochures & website content through Wade & other contacts, I'm very impressed with Mike's quality message. Anyway, Ryan has to be treated fairly in this matter as the gasoline, carbon monoxide fumes, as well as those from dirty hockey equipment stank up his garage. Thus clogging his anal, nasal cavity, mouth, & other orifices. This was clearly due to his garage studio that was set up by Ryan & his former employers at Corus Entertainment/Global News Radio in it seems an unwise move to prevent its spread among employees. Ryan shouldn't have been let out of the site of Ched producers & been instead furnished with a studio where he could have been kept on a leash & controlled. The Jespo show was just a front to get the progressive tax & spend agenda for Mayor Don Iveson & the drunkards for cash currently on City Council.

Also, Ryan Jespersen or "Jespo" has been an Alberta Party shill for his entire time on the air, both at Ched & at his former station A-Channel/City-TV when he hosted "Breakfast Television." He has leadership aspirations and led the effort by former Leader Steve Mandel to falsely claim that Mandel was calling people in Ardrossan & all over Alberta to say vote for then Leader Of Her Majesty's Loyal Official Opposition Hon. Jason Kenney, PC, United Conservative, MLA Candidate, Calgary-Lougheed when it was Rt. Hon. Steve Harper, PC so no scandal at all. By putting him on as Edmonton morning host where's he's been subpar at best, Corus was directly subsidizing the Alberta Party message which is just a Red Tory/Liberal/NDP socialist front of a party that shouldn't get in power & was rewarded, wait for it... 0 of 87 seats in the Alberta MMXIX Provincial Election Writ thanks to Ryan's efforts. 99% of his guests were left of centre, he has never had a fair & balanced broadcast. Why Dr. Kris Wells was on thrice weekly all 6 years I'll never understand as Wade Izzard says: "Kris Wells is rather poor at giving interviews unless in his bumblebee costume."! The Edmonton Oilers should fire Ryan too it would make people forget about owner Daryl Katz's raging syphilis! Oilers rink t-shirt toss man, more like a vomited back up tossed salad! Not to forget Ryan J. is clearly discriminating against chimpanzees, other primates, & our animal friends, domesticated or wild!

I feel awfully sorry for Ryan's young son Wyatt to have such an embarrassment for a father. Luckily he's too young to realize just what a complete & utter idiot his father is.



This proves that Mister Jespersen's support for Black Lives Matter & its goals is a total sham & a lie. Thus causing great embarrassment to his father the recently retired Dr. Bruce Jespersen of Calgary, mother Catherine, & his very good wife Mrs. Kari Skelton-Jespersen! Look at the way Ryan caresses the mic in the top picture its very "suspicious" like his mansplaining & that he almost always goes on vacation alone with other men to the mountains! His "My Pillow" ads make me think Ryan's a closet "pillow biter", not that there's anything wrong with that!

A Terrible Example To Set For Students In These Pandemic Times By A Terrible Host That Ched Should Never Have Hired In The First Place,

Rory


P.S. Very odd that Sentinel Self Storage & Freson Bros. grocers & The Ranch Golf & Country Club still having Ryan Jespersen narrate their radio ads.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VNcqV_dC_gE

Not Gay: Really?!
Playing Pocket Pool Even Worse Than Rudy Giuliani!
                    Ryan Only Smoked This Cigar After Miss Lewinsky Inserted It In Herself!
Bi-Curious Cast You Mean Surely?!
This Is Ryan Jespersen In Alberta Hospital Edmonton Getting A Reward For Mental Health Awareness!
86 Year Old Bryan Hall Now Has A Bigger Career Than Ryan Jespersen!
Cheryll Watson Served On The Same Judicial Panel As Ryan Jespersen Proving She's A Plant As A Mayoral Candidate To Split The Vote For Mayor In Jespo's Favour!
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC80hvWc5W9vLqWua8pN_cgg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pCzQ8q7Vhs0&feature=youtu.be
Nice Play To Announce Your Retirement Mister Mayor Iveson On A Racist's New Show!
https://edmontonjournal.com/news/local-news/three-to-see-friday-royal-bison-amiskwaciwaskahikan-panel-2-and-ryan-jespersens-real-talk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0_m8AmAm-XE
"You Damn Dirty Ape!"