Rory J. Koopmans, B. Admin., #6, 14504-108 Avenue, Edmonton, Alberta T5N 1G8
July IVth, MMXVII
Hon. Dave Eggen, B. Ed., MLA, Minister of Education,
New Democratic, Edmonton-Calder
Dear Dave:
So the
intrepid & insightful Edmonton Journal Columnist Graham Thomson writes today that a
Conservative Civil War is brewing betwixt
Brian Jean, MLA, Wildrose, Fort McMurray-Conklin & Hon. Jason Kenney, PC. So what, in a street fight to knock out your pal & caucus colleague
Premier Rachel Notley, MLA, New Democratic, Edmonton-Strathcona & Her Majesty's New Democratic Government you
need the meanest & toughest sum bitch possible. If
Candidate Kenney or
Candidate Jean is successful then all the more power to them & whomever wins should give the second place finisher the
Deputy Leader of Her Majesty's Loyal Official Opposition slot along with the new party's
Deputy Leader slot & his choice of
shadow portfolio. And both men have equal experience, Brian in the Oppo Leader slot provincially & Jason in the federal cabinet
so they have talents at differing levels which will be a real asset!
Of course I am assuming that
Brian or
Jason will win, but neither I nor anyone else should ever (must never) assume. It could be another member of either caucus, an outside leader, or perhaps a woman. Just ask
Dark Horse President Abraham Lincoln, Republican-Illinois who
(on this America's CCXLIst (241st) birthday) conducted the
United States Civil War with grace & dignity (800,000 dead & still rising, some "civil" war.) Which is what whomever takes the command deck of the
United Airlines Conservative Party (UACP) (lousy name) will have to do. I am of course announcing here
that I will not be a leadership candidate but my choice would be the
great Jason Nixon, MLA, Wildrose, Rimbey-Rocky Mountain House-Sundre. Who else could "out-Nixon" Rachel, you, & the socialist (communist) hordes out of Room #CCCVII (#307) Legislature Bvilding, The Office of The Premier? Of course the fight between Jason & Brian will be much bigger than a Dave Semenko bloodbath (we can only hope!)
Marvel Comics Enterprises (TM) & Marvel Studios (TM),
Rory
Source:
Graham Thomson, Columnist, The Edmonton Journal.
An Editor's Note: This street fight will make "Game Of Thrones" episodes seem like choir practices.