80,000 Reasons To Smile Converted To $34,800.00 In Graft (Cold Hard Cash!)

Rory J. Koopmans, B. Admin., Tim Hortons Westpark Boulevard Courtesy Wifi, 30 Westpark Boulevard, Fort Saskatchewan, Alberta T8L 4N2

July XXVIIIth, MMXVIII

Hon. Dave Eggen., B. Ed., MLA, Minister of Education, New Democratic, Edmonton-Calder

Dear Dave:

Here in Fort Saskatchewan, residents in this coffee shop are in complete agreement with your caucus colleague Jessica Nadine Littlewood, MLA, New Democratic, Fort Saskatchewan-Vegreville getting the full $34,800.00 reimbursement for her 80,000 kilometres of driving. My mission, & I chose to accept it was to talk to area residents by coming into Mrs. Littlewood's riding personally to gauge opinions from the people who reside here, her constituents, whether they be NDP or not.

Riding residents point out that Jess has gone into business with Farmer Former Premier & Area MLA Ed Stelmach, Progressive Conservative (Retired.) What with Greyhound vacating the area, Jessica is picking up sides of beef & low cost lovely assorted meats from Ed's farm down at Andrew, Alberta where Ed butchers them personally. Then sells them at a contract rate price to lower income residents in his old riding with the Province of Alberta picking up Jessica's gasoline tab for driving around personally to farms & residences of riding residents who lack viable transportation. She also graciously stops at the Mundare Sausage House to get meats for all of the "sausage smokers" in her riding, ever so kind!

Ah the memories, I miss Eddie's on site barbecues with Ukrainian perogies & accoutrements down on the farm cooked by his stunning & gorgeous bride Marie (who gets even better looking with each passing year, Ed's certainly a very lucky man) while Ed fired up the meats on a BBQ or an open wood fire. I for one am mighty proud of Mrs. Littlewood & Premier Stelmach for this rare display of bipartisanship in a quest to ensure that residents who might not otherwise be able to afford meat can still have Ed's personal livestock brought to them. So an ex-MLA & a current MLA teaming up to get the citizenry of the riding proper nutrition & protein!

It's A Wonderful & Noble Mission & I Hope Mrs. Littlewood's UCP Successor Carries On The Tradition With Ed & The Sublime Stelmach Family Come Next June
When Hon. Jason Kenney, PC, MLA, United Conservative Party, Calgary-Lougheed Gets Sworn In As The XVIIIth (18th) Premier,

Rory

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Freedom To Separate Conservative Party

Rory J. Koopmans, B. Admin., #6, 14504-108 Avenue, Edmonton, Alberta T5N 1G8

July XXIst, MMXVIII

Hon. Dave Eggen, B. Ed., MLA, Minister of Education, New Democratic, Edmonton-Calder

Dear Dave:

Politics makes strange bedfellows that is for sure. Here we have the newly minted Leader of the Freedom To Separate Conservative Party Derek Fildebrandt, MLA, Strathmore-Brooks setting up this new party to spite United Airlines Conservative Party Leader Hon. Jason Kenney, PC, MLA, Calgary-Lougheed.

1. This would not be such a bad idea except for the fact that Alberta Party Leader & Concordia University Chancellor Stephen Mandel is funneling a few million dollars over to the FCP from his real estate & trailer park rent holdings through a numbered company to prop up Derek. An odd thing for Steve to do when you consider he is a "tax & spend liberal" who wasted billions of Edmontonians valuable property tax monies just to stay in power. Even a worse decision than putting Hon. Amarjeet Sohi, PC, MP, Liberal, Edmonton-Millwoods on the Natural Resources file (as Jeet was a rather ineffectual City Councillor, just as he is a useless progressive teat in Ottawa under the tutelage of The Right Honourable The Serial Groper (Alleged.))

2. It only gets worse for Derek as Steve has been sued multiple times for running unsafe facilities, so like the Alberta Party, Steve Mandel & Derek Fildebrandt & his separatists are just "trailer park trash." Both Fildebrandt & Mandel are willing to "truck & trade" with separatists.

3. Derek's separation party wants to break up Canada & is disloyal openly to Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth IInd. Why would anyone want Derek as Premier when he wants to use the platform to break up the Dominion Of Canada & Mandel cash to do it with?

4. And Mr. Mandel brags that he has 20 nominated candidates & yet he had 32 last month, why the drop of 12? It is because Alberta Party candidates heard he was giving cash to Derek.

5. Derek is using the profits from his apartment AirBnB rental & the cash he got from selling his red truck & the evidence he hit to invest in a deer meat slaughtering centre. Luckily he's planning on building it in Leela Aheer, MLA, UCP, Chestermere-Rocky View new riding after the MMXIX writ (without telling her first.)

6. Notice how Mr. Mandel puts himself on the Alberta Party cockass page as the MLA for Edmonton-McClung? Misleading as he's not even an elected Member of the Legislative Assembly.

7. So if you get Derek Fildebrandt any power base, you are by extension empowering the Alberta Party. Two ineffectual nothings that deserve one another!

Stephrek,

Rory

Source: Lakeland Village Mobile Home Park, 1380 Lakeland Boulevard, Sherwood Park, Alberta T8H 1M1: A Stephen Mandel Slumlord Owned Property & Www.Concordia.Ab.Ca

Bastille Journee

Rory J. Koopmans, B. Admin., #6, 14504-108 Rue, Edmonton, Alberta T5N 1G8

Juillet XIVth, MMXVIII

L' Hon. Dave Eggen, Ministre de Education, Nouveau Democratique, Edmonton-Calder

Cher Dave:

Ce est la CCXXIXeme (229eme) de la Francais Revoultion ou Bastille Journee of MDCCLXXXIX (1789.)

Francais echange eleves pouvez apprendre une lot de Francaise culture. Notamment vrai comme c'est un La Domination De Canada's officiel langues!

Dieu Sauve La Reine,

Rory

Source: Le Parisien.

"Bikey Likes It!"

Rory J. Koopmans, B. Admin., Capilano Public Library Terminal #V, Edmonton, Alberta

July XIth, MMXVIII

Hon. Dave Eggen, B. Ed., MLA, Minister of Education, New Democratic, Edmonton-Calder

Dear Dave:

I really love this initiative by Edmonton Public Library (EPL) to get people to bicycle to various library branches & visit interesting literary places along the way. A truly great concept as it is promoting both physical & cognitive stimulation of the body & mind simultaneously. Which of course is truly good for the human spirit!

Biked Hiked,

Rory

Source: Www.Epl.Ca 

Historic Edmonton Week

Rory J. Koopmans, B. Admin., Clareview Public Library Terminal #VIII, Edmonton, Alberta

July VIIth, MMXVIII

Hon. Dave Eggen, B. Ed., MLA, Minister of Education, New Democratic, Edmonton-Calder

Dear Dave:

I am in Northeast Edmonton today s the Edmonton & District Historical Society wraps up another Historic Edmonton Week, students need to look at how the farming communities to the northeast played a big part in Edmonton's growth & development. Also, how Edmonton helped served as a feeder community for the development, trade, & commercial ability for many farmers & businesses to go about their trade & conduct commerce (thus supporting their families.) Many tradespeople worked out of the ne (& other areas of the city) & their contributions in the past are now still influencing how we shape Edmonton & its surrounding area for the future.

Students Should Drop By Queen Alexandra School To Learn More,

Rory

Source: Www.HistoricEdmonton.Ca

America's Birthday

Rory J. Koopmans, B. Admin., #6, 14504-108 Avenue, Edmonton, Alberta T5N 1G8

July IVth, MMXVIII

Hon. Dave Eggen, B. Ed., MLA, Minister of Education, New Democratic, Edmonton-Calder

Dear Dave:

July IVth factoids:

I. The American Revolution occurs in MDCCLXXVI (1776), & America declares itself an independent nation.

II. The Purchase of Louisiana is revealed publicly in MDCCCIII (1803.)

III. Lou Gehrig announces his retirement from Major League Baseball (MLB) in MCMXXXIX (1939) due to getting ALS or "amytrophic lateral sclerosis" (also known as "Lou Gehrig's Disease") at Yankee Stadium.

IV. The crown of the Statue of Liberty reopens in MMIX (2009) after being closed for 8 years due to security worries related to the September XIth, MMI terrorist attacks.

The Third, Second, & Fifth US Presidents Died On July IVth & In That Order,

Rory

Source: The New York Yankees Of Major League Baseball (MLB) & Www.LouisianaPurchase.Ca & Www.Als.Ca & Www.Alsab.Ca & Www.Alsa.Org & Www.LouGehrig.Com