Saturday, October 31, 2020

"Coffee?"-"Medium Sweet!"

 







Rory J. Koopmans, B. Admin., #6, 14504-108 Avenue, Edmonton, Alberta T5N 1G8

October XXXIst, MMXX

Hon. Adriana LaGrange, MLA, Minister of Education, United Conservative, Red Deer-North

Dear Adriana:

It appears that proud Scot & first Commander/Secret Agent 007 for Her Majesty's Government & its Secret Service & Royal Navy departments: Mister James Bond, Academy Award (TM) Winner & great actor Sean Connery has died at his Bahamian home at age ninety, what a fantastic run! Film students will & must appreciate what a long & illustrious career Sean had. Truly sad news indeed & I had no ability at breakfast this morning to order a "dry vodka martini shaken & not stirred." So I very properly settled for the same coffee format Bond ordered in "From Russia With Love": "medium sweet!" I cannot help think of anything more appropriate. Well done Sean & well done James!

Oh & Adriana: "God Save The Queen!",

Rory

Source: Www.007.Com

Saturday, October 17, 2020

The Mike Nickel-Plated Knuckle Sandwich Prime

 




Rory J. Koopmans, B. Admin., #6, 14504-108 Avenue, Edmonton, Alberta T5N 1G8

October XVIIth, MMXX

Hon. Adriana LaGrange, MLA, Minister of Education, United Conservative, Red Deer-North

Dear Adriana:

I fully agree with Mike Nickel Mayoral Campaign backer Wade Izzard (a Belgravia AirBnB resident & fellow University Of Alberta student with Mayor Don Iveson with U Of A Campus being on the south side) that Mike's plan to put his campaign office for Mayor on Whyte Avenue in the now closed Princess Theatre makes great sense. Political science students will note that Mike is a southeast Edmonton City Councilor for Ward XI. As a result, he'd be promoting increased business activity in the Old Strathcona district which is south side Edmonton. But still centralized enough a location to highlight trying to help businesses stay afloat & even gain traction in these tough economic times.

Of course there really isn't much parking. But Mike can promote aspects of Edmonton Transit that he likes such as buses as opposed to heavy a presence by the LRT. Still, folks who use either, & vehicles as well on those on bicycles, scooters, or walking in I'm sure will feel rather comfy coming into the environs of this wonderful old building to see what Mike's mayoral campaign is all about. Lucky for us that deposed 630 Ched AM host & ape lover Ryan Jespersen is going to run against Mike for Mayor!

Holmes & Cheryll Watson,

Rory

Source: The Mike Nickel For Mayor Of Edmonton Campaign.

P.S.: Why is Sentinel Self Storage still letting Ryan Jespersen be the narrator of their ads? Yes they were recorded before his "chimpanzee" racist remarks but shouldn't Corus & Ched managers find a new voice for the ads that is scandal free? Ditto for Freson Bros. grocers & The Edmonton Oilers & The Ranch Golf &Country Club. Mr. Jespersen should not be on radio ever again!


Sunday, September 27, 2020

"Monkey See Monkey Do!"

 

https://www.rebelnews.com/recovered_audio_ryan_jespersen_calling_racialized_opponents_chimpanzees

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_zHN4vCfwh4

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=laK1THhFL1A

https://www.facebook.com/MikeNickelYEG/videos/ryan-jespersen/342880323522939/

Rory J. Koopmans, B. Admin., #6, 14504-108 Avenue, Edmonton, Alberta T5N 1G8

September XXVIIth, MMXX

Hon. Adriana LaGrange, MLA, Minister of Education, United Conservative, Red Deer-North

Dear Adriana:

I'd like to point out that former Six Thirty (630) AM Ched Radio morning host Ryan Jespersen (pronounced "Jess-purr-son" by Wade Izzard) has to be given some leeway in his chimpanzees comments against staff of Ward XI Edmonton City Councilor Mike Nickel. Anyway, Ryan has to be treated fairly in this matter as the gasoline, carbon monoxide fumes, as well as those from dirty hockey equipment stank up his garage. Thus clogging his anal, nasal cavity, mouth, & other orifices. This was clearly due to his garage studio that was set up by Ryan & his former employers at Corus Entertainment/Global News Radio in it seems an unwise move to prevent its spread among employees. Ryan shouldn't have been let out of the site of Ched producers & been instead furnished with a studio where he could have been kept on a leash & controlled. The Jespo show was just a front to get the progressive tax & spend agenda for Mayor Don Iveson & the drunkards for cash currently on City Council.

Also, Ryan Jespersen or "Jespo" has been an Alberta Party shill for his entire time on the air, both at Ched & at his former station A-Channel/City-TV when he hosted "Breakfast Television." He has leadership aspirations and led the effort by former Leader Steve Mandel to falsely claim that Mandel was calling people in Ardrossan & all over Alberta to say vote for then Leader Of Her Majesty's Loyal Official Opposition Hon. Jason Kenney, PC, United Conservative, MLA Candidate, Calgary-Lougheed when it was Rt. Hon. Steve Harper, PC so no scandal at all. By putting him on as Edmonton morning host where's he's been subpar at best, Corus was directly subsidizing the Alberta Party message which is just a Red Tory/Liberal/NDP socialist front of a party that shouldn't get in power & was rewarded, wait for it... 0 of 87 seats in the Alberta MMXIX Provincial Election Writ thanks to Ryan's efforts. 99% of his guests were left of centre, he has never had a fair & balanced broadcast. Why Dr. Kris Wells was on thrice weekly all 6 years I'll never understand as Wade Izzard says: "Kris Wells is rather poor at giving interviews unless in his bumblebee costume."! The Edmonton Oilers should fire Ryan too it would make people forget about owner Daryl Katz's raging syphilis! Oilers rink t-shirt toss man, more like a vomited back up tossed salad! Not to forget Ryan J. is clearly discriminating against chimpanzees, other primates, & our animal friends, domesticated or wild!



This proves that Mister Jespersen's support for Black Lives Matter & its goals is a total sham & a lie. Thus causing great embarrassment to his family. Look at the way Ryan caresses the mic in the top picture its very "suspicious" like his mansplaining & that he almost always goes on vacation alone with other men to the mountains! His "My Pillow" ads make me think Ryan's a closet "pillow biter", not that there's anything wrong with that!

A Terrible Example To Set For Students In These Pandemic Times By A Terrible Host That Ched Should Never Have Hired In The First Place,

Rory

Source: Myself.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VNcqV_dC_gE

Not Gay: Really?!
Playing Pocket Pool Even Worse Than Rudy Giuliani!
                    Ryan Only Smoked This Cigar After Miss Lewinsky Inserted It In Herself!
Bi-Curious Cast You Mean Surely?!
This Is Ryan Jespersen In Alberta Hospital Edmonton Getting A Reward For Mental Health Awareness!







Nice Play To Announce Your Retirement Mister Mayor Iveson On A Racist's New Show!
https://edmontonjournal.com/news/local-news/three-to-see-friday-royal-bison-amiskwaciwaskahikan-panel-2-and-ryan-jespersens-real-talk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0_m8AmAm-XE
"You Damn Dirty Ape!"