Thursday, July 16, 2015

"Will The Senator Yield The Floor?"-Tom Cotton

Rory J. Koopmans, B. Admin., Castledowns Public Library Terminal #Pod VI, Station III Edmonton, Alberta

July XVIth, MMXV

Hon. Dave Eggen, B. Ed., MLA, Minister of Education, New Democratic, Edmonton-Calder

Dear Dave:

You can tell Senator Tom Cotton of The Wonder State of Arkansas is excited. It seems Tom & his very lovely bride Anna are now first time parents of what Tom terms as "Baby Cotton." Its great to see this federal government representative excited about becoming a dad & being a husband!

"I met Anna two years today. She's more beautiful than ever with baby boy on the way!"

Bowie State,


Source: Senator Tom Cotton, Class 2, Republican-Arkansas.

An Editor's Note: Mrs. Senator Anna Cotton has informed me that the baby (a little boy named Gabriel) is already less trouble than The Senator (the same situation with all dads, am I right ladies?) He only squawks & cries on the right hand side of his crib however so the Cottons have no worries as they know Gabe is a Republican.

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