Executive Dissertations: Attacking All Sides Against The Middle Simultaneously!

Rory J. Koopmans, B. Admin., Morinville Tim Hortons Courtesy Wifi, Morinville, Alberta

April XIth, MMXXIII

Hon. Adriana LaGrange, ECA, MLA, Minister of Education, United Conservative, Red Deer-North

Dear Adriana:

Lets start with the slight hypocrisy of the MLA IV Edmonton-Strathcona, Hon. Rachel Ann Notley-Arab, B. A., LL. B., ECA, MLA, New Democratic & Leader of His Majesty's Loyal Official Opposition. The United Conservatives are correct in pointing out that Alberta New Democrats in government charged a user fee for a hospital bed. My family had to pay out 35.50$ a night for me for 5 nights after a bladder repair surgery for a bed that was supposed to be free in May MMXVII. A surgery I waited 71 months & 3 days for in the public system for which I could have gotten in the US of A for 30,000.00$ within 10 days! Why the long wait?! AHS is a 100% criminal organization to be sure thank you Ron Liepert (for nothing!) This was not a drug treatment bed but a regular hospital bed & I am on a medical pension so it should have automatically covered & it was under previous PC Alberta governments!

Also in Alberta NDP pre-writ roll out advertisements that I've heard on radio, their announcement mentions that Mrs. Notley-Arab is "from Fairview." Mrs. Notley-Arab or Rachel may have grown up in Fairview & from what I understand is a great 4H Club member. However today's Alberta NDP needs to be accurate as she was born in Edmonton City Proper, not Fairview. Therefore, Rachel is "from Edmonton", not "Fairview!" Plus Mrs. Notley-Arab's husband is an executive with the Canadian Union of Provincial Employees (CUPE), a Commie Pinko Red China loving front that forces members to pay a part of their dues to the Alberta NDP when they should be able to keep the funds or choose to send their donations to the provincial party of their choice, so wrong & clearly political mind control!

As for the Hon. Premier Marlaina Danielle Smith-Moretta, B. A., ECA, MLA, United Conservative, Brooks-Medicine Hat. Well she changes stories more than I do when I issue a long & boring Rory J. Koopmans Autism/Aspergers Syndrome reminder, causing everyone in the room to flee or nod off (including myself haha!) Mrs. Smith-Moretta or Danny has seen more Crown Prosecutors since taking office six months ago & talking to Pastor Pawlowski on Nixon Watergate Audio & Video than I have in 48 years on Earth! Perhaps she should limit herself to complaining about inaccuracies in the Netflix television series "The Crown." But to be fair to show producers, it is far more accurate than anything Room #307 Legislature Bvilding, The Office Of The Premier puts out.

Its also suspicious that Mrs. Smith-Moretta didn't appoint herself as the Livingstone-Macleod UCP candidate, I mean she has had time & current MLA Roger Reid announced months ago he wasn't going to run. Is this a trouble signal for her marriage? It means that the Mrs. Premier is spending more time in Brooks-Medicine Hat rather than at home with her husband & her canine kids on weekends & being a local MLA? And Danny actually think Dr. Raj Sherman is an ideal pickup as a UCP candidate in Edmonton-Whitemud. Just ask Hon. Fred Horne, ECA how he feels about that!

Coffee Delish,

Rory

Source: The United Conservative Party Of Alberta & The Alberta New Democratic Party.