Executive Dissertations: "Yippee Ki-Yay Motherfucker!"

Monday, November 17, 2025

"Yippee Ki-Yay Motherfucker!"

Rory J. Koopmans, B. Admin., Abbotsfield-Penny McKee Public Library Terminal #XVIII, Edmonton, Alberta

November XVIIth, MMXXV

Hon. Demetrios Nicolaides, B. A., M. P. S., Ph. D., ECA, MLA, Minister of Education, United Conservative, Calgary-Bow

Dear Demetrios:

I will allow retired New York & later Los Angeles Police Department Officer John McClane to say "yippee ki-yay motherfucker" or any swear words he wants. He was gracious to give up his Christmas Day celebrations in "Die Hard" & "Die Hard 2" obviously both Christmas movies, as well as in other fine sequels "Die Hard 3-Die Hard 5." He was under pressure then in taking down terrorists & is now sadly fighting aphasia, robbing him of his prime retirement years. So obviously would have zero control if he swears now, like folks with Tourette's Syndrome.

As for your caucus colleague, Hon. Tanya Fir, B. Comm., M. Org., ECA, MLA, Minister of Arts, Culture & Status of Women, United Conservative, Calgary-Peigan using the term "motherfucker" in regards to her response to a constituent or any Albertan is quite atrocious. Obviously the "Fir" trade business is slowing down for Tanya. Which is why her office is in the basement of the Alberta Legislature Bvilding as she's always been known for being a "bottom feeder!"

Tanya was so incompetent at one point & was removed from cabinet when Jason was Premier after just 2 months. When Danni took over as Premier, she only put Tanya back min there as she wanted MLAs in her cabinet with previous experience, good or bad.

My best advice to Tanya on how to get out of this is to contact The Estate Of Robert Redford, Democratic-Utah (not former Premier Alison Redford, Progressive Conservative) in context to his "All The President's Men" film. Also, the audiotape (lack of) preservation committee of the late President Richard M. Nixon, Republican-California. It is called: "The 18 & A Half Minute Gap Committee", though with Tanya, she'd only require their services for an "18 & A Half Second Splice" from the audio I've "allegedly" heard.