Thursday, January 1, 2015

J.R. Ewing Says

Rory J. Koopmans, B. Admin., #23, 9731-174 Street, Edmonton, Alberta T5T 6G4

January Ist, MMXV

Hon. Gordon Dirks, B. Ed., M. Ed., MLA, Minister of Education, Progressive Conservative, Calgary-Elbow

Dear Gordon:

Showing complete support for the Edmonton Police Service & his absolute disgust for the actions of the loser that committed an octuple homicide on Monday in Edmonton, John Ross "J.R." Ewing Junior/The IInd a United States Army Vietnam War veteran tells his younger Brother Robert James "Bobby" Ewing his horror of homicide. What particularly disgusted ol' J.R. (father of John Ross Ewing The IIIrd & James Richard Beaumont & John Calpernia Harper) was the fact that II innocent children who had nothing to do with the adult fights got killed as well. Brother J.R. may have been a pain in other areas but he absolutely adores his children & is saddened for Edmontonians & especially for these II kids who will never get a chance to grow up & have a decent education.

"I never killed anyone Bobby honest, not even during the war!"

You Can Always Appreciate & Expect The Unexpected From Brother & Father J.R.,


Source: "DALLAS", C. Lorimar Telepictures Incorporated & Warner Brothers Television Incorporated & Columbia Broadcasting System. 


  1. Very well. But is J.R. to be trusted?

    1. It seems so, even more than me, ol' R.J. (Rory John)!