Tuesday, May 12, 2015

Blink & You'll Miss It!

Rory J. Koopmans, B. Admin.
#6, 14504-108 Avenue
Edmonton, Alberta T5N 1G8

May XIIth, MMXV

Hon. Gordon Dirks, B. Ed., M. Ed.
Minister of Education,
Progressive Conservative, Retired

Dear Gordon:

Let me get this straight, in between his blinks I almost missed the hilarity in the fact that the Progressive Conservative remaining caucus members have brought in "blinky" as their new Interim Leader (the last Interim Leader of course being the Hon. Jim Prentice, BA, LLB, QC, PC Premier, Progressive Conservative, Defeated) Good old Hon. Ric McIver, Minister of Jobs, Skills, Training & Labour, Progressive Conservative, MLA-Elect, Calgary-Hays!

- The decision is glorious because it shows that PC Alberta is tolerant of all voters, including the gay hating, Street Church members. Tolerant enough to have one of their lead marchers & supporters named to run their party.

- Reduced to 1/7th of their original caucus, Ric can now take the piece of heavy equipment behind him to destroy the Sky Palace before the handover to Rachel Notley, BA, LLB, Premier-Designate, New Democratic, Edmonton-Strathcona. Oh wait he already did that under the Alison Redford regime (no he didn't.) Yes he did (no, he actually didn't.)

- Ah yes, PC Alberta & Ric McIver, taking two steps back for every step forward!

Sounds Like A Sky Fall Rather Than A Sky Palace II Me,

Rory

Source: Myself.

2 comments:

Colin F. Smith said...

So I'm a bit confused is Prentice the PC Harry Strom or is McIver. And if McIver isn't Strom, who is he?

rory said...

strom didn't cut and run like jimmy prentice