"I Will Stop Worrying About J. R. Ewing When J. R. Ewing Is Dead!"

Rory Johannes (R. J.) Koopmans, B. Admin., President, Ewing Oil Company Limited (Canada), #6, 14504-108 Avenue, Edmonton, Alberta T5N 1G8

April XIVth, MMXIX

Hon. Dave Eggen, B. Ed., Minister of Education, New Democratic Candidate, Edmonton-North West

Dear Dave:

Always willing to lend a sympathetic ear to Alberta oil interests & fair treatment of the consumer is a Mr. John Ross (J. R.) Ewing The IInd of the Ewing Oil Company Limited & Ewing Global Incorporated affiliated petroleum companies. He & his Little Brother Bobby (Robert James: R. J.) Ewing have Canadian oil interests with their friends the McLeesh Brothers as well so are very upset to hear of Alberta's oil problems getting their petroleum products to market & lack of access to tidewater & pipeline capacity. He makes some candid remarks upon the opening of some J. R. Ewing Gas Stations to reporters in support of Alberta & the average citizen, fair prices & against the left-wing political hijacking & landlocking of our petroleum consumer goods this election season!

"I just wanted you all know that I have been maligned & threatened by my competitors who would prevent me from bringing back affordable gasoline for the consumer. Americans & Albertans have suffered long enough from these high prices & J. R. Ewing is here to give them the break they so justifiably deserve. And I defy anybody, politician or not, in Austin, Edmonton, Washington, or Ottawa to try & stop me!"

"And Then There Is Always J. R.",

Rory

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