Jimmy Prentice Believe It Or Not Was Also a Coal Miner's Daughter!

Rory Joe Koopmans, B. Admin., Independent Candidate, Edmonton-Centre

April XXVIIIth, MMXV

Hon. Gordon Dirks, B. Ed., M. Ed., Minister of Education, Progressive Conservative Candidate, Calgary-Elbow

Dear Gordon:

Your Progressive Conservative Candidate in Calgary-Foothills, a guy named the Hon. Jim Prentice, BA, LLB, QC, PC, Premier wants students interested in the trades to know that he is sorry for being such a "snooty bastard" & "arrogant prick" towards the New Democratic Party Candidate in Edmonton-Strathcona, a Mrs. Rachel Notley-Arab, BA, LLB. Jim chalks it all up to the coal dust that got into his lungs on his campaign visit to his former employer. As well as his years of labour in that industry that caused chemicals & toxins to leech into his circulatory & breathing systems causing occasional lapses of oxygen in the brain!

A Turd Size Lump Of Coal Is What Jim Gave Us With This Unneeded Election Writ,

Rory

Source: The Hon. Jim Prentice, BA, LLB, QC, PC, Premier, Progressive Conservative Candidate, Calgary-Foothills & Rory Joe Koopmans, B. Admin., Independent Candidate, Edmonton-Centre.