Friday, October 31, 2014

The Student Sayings Of Joe Friday On Fridays From Los Angeles, California Case Sixty-Seven

Rory J. Koopmans, B. Admin., Beverly Crest Hotel Courtesy Computer, Edmonton, Alberta

October XXXIst, MMXIV

Hon. Gordon Dirks, B. Ed., M. Ed., MLA-Elect, Minister of Education, Progressive Conservative, Calgary-Elbow

Dear Gordon:

Pulled out of Auto Theft & working a swing shift beat patrol/homicide assist detail instead on Halloween afternoon due to an extreme shortage of officers in Homicide b/c of all the early Halloween party's the night beIV, Detective Joe Friday of the Los Angeles Police Department has a coyote problem. A dead female victim has been found on the side of a hill being eaten by coyotes in broad daylight. This shows true desperation as there hunters generally operate at night. It turns out that the victim was a well known prostitute who some other working girls said was a mother as well, however they didn't know her name, plus with two-three days decomposition its harder to get id like fingerprints off the body as its been chewed up. As a result of this, prostitute or not, rich or poor, Det. Friday is having a hard time establishing an identity for her, this of course is frustrating as it delays the proper start of an investigation!

"She deserves better than Jane Doe."
Time II Fan Out & Canvas The Adjoining Neighbourhoods Joe,
Source: "Dragnet", C. American Broadcasting Company, Dick Wolf Productions.


  1. Those must have been some killer Halloween parties.

    1. "killer" should have been in quotes for proper emphasis Editor Smith! Will you never live that down?