November XXVIIth, MMXVI
Hon. Dave Eggen, B. Ed., MLA, Minister of Education, New Democratic, Edmonton-Calder
Finally, old age has done in Fidel Castro, exactly what exploding cigars & the Central Intelligence Agency (CIA) couldn't, to the Cuban tyrant & then-President. Now brother Raul should continue to keep normalized relations by dumping Fidel's body in The Bay Of Pigs. That would be even too good for him, but it would be revenge for the memory of Jack Kennedy! As for Trudeau Light ass kissing Fidel's family & the Cuban people, well he's boxed in because Fidel came as an honourary pallbearer to old man Pierre's funeral!
Give Justin Some Leeway,