Tuesday, February 3, 2015

"Pierce"d Brosnan

Rory J. Koopmans, B. Admin., #6, 14504-108 Avenue, Edmonton, Alberta T5N 1G8

February IIIrd, MMXV

Hon. Gordon Dirks, B. Ed., M. Ed., MLA, Minister of Education, Progressive Conservative, Calgary-Elbow

Dear Gordon:

Thanks very much for that information at Government House that the PC caucus was in secret simultaneous talks with Laurie Blakeman, MLA, Liberal, Edmonton-Centre (not the leader, can you say "dodged a bullet?) Sort of a "Swann"esque moment (of sanity.)

Thanks very much for that information that Her Majesty's Government wants Laurie to become a Tory so that they can combine her Gay/Straight Alliance in schools GSA bill & that of Sandra Jansen, MLA, Progressive Conservative, Calgary-North West into an omnibus bill that would be tolerable to all sides. Well all sides except those who don't want it (99.9% of Albertans.)

Thanks very much for that information that the Tories want Laurie to join them so that she can win that seat in a reelection bid as a Tory & that the Tories can then take her to an overcrowded Emergency Room to be treated for a bleeding infection from when she cuts herself upon getting another "victory earring" pierced in her ear. Luckily for her, Dr. Rajnesh Sherman, MLA, Liberal, Edmonton-Meadowlark has nothing to do & so will happily treat her. 

Thanks very much for that information that the Hon. Stephen Mandel, MLA, Minister of Health, Progressive Conservative, Edmonton-Whitemud only wants Chris Labossiere of the Alberta Hospital Party to have that seat of Fred Horne's in Edmonton-Rutherford so that in case the Hon. Jim Prentice, QC, PC, MLA, Premier, Progressive Conservative, Calgary-Foothills fails, Mandel can have Chris lined up as a mindless automaton to help him seize away the Premier's chair. Thus bringing his "tax & spend" agenda to fruition & give Daryl Katz even more money!

As Former XLIst (41st) U.S. President George Herbert Walker Bush, Republican-Texas Says About The Alberta Hospital Party & Its Chances For Power,

"Not gonna do it, wouldn't be prudent at this juncture!"

As Laurie Herself Told Rev. W. Wade Izzard, Universal Life Church First Nations Youth Outreach Minister She's In Talks With Heather Forsyth, MLA, Wildrose, Calgary-Fishcreek & Her Dog Quill To Join Them,


Source: The Far Reaches Of The Galaxy.

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